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  1. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Note the party affiliation of all members of Congress except independents. Call them "loose cannons who don't play ... about 10 hours ago from web
  2. @rosegordon What a world: "I hustled, cajoled & ended up out on my ass" You see @carr2n column Mon? Radio silence on how/if journos get paid 6:19 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to rosegordon
  3. RT @dickc: Harper's Index: Percent of men who tweet "I am not perfect" within 48 hours of their wives taking a sand wedge to the windshi ... 4:26 PM Dec 3rd from web
  4. Hmmm. Is MTA hiring? rt @Gothamist MTA Track Workers Make Full-Time Cash For Part-Time Hours http://bit.ly/7NJLqT 4:53 PM Dec 2nd from web
  5. Why are transgressions almost always sexual, but occasionally financial? I could use a good food transgression right now. 4:16 PM Dec 2nd from web
  6. RT @EmilyMillerDC: Amused that #2 Google search trend is "transgression" & #8 Google search is "transgression definition." Is Tiger Wood ... 4:14 PM Dec 2nd from web
  7. Researcher steps aside after leaked emails mock #climatechange deniers. http://is.gd/5auK8 In other news, there's a univ in EastAnglia(huh?) 2:39 PM Dec 2nd from web
  8. Twitter is defining AIDS as: n. a preventable and treatable disease that affects 33 million.//Man, that's vastly changed fr/early '90s def. 2:20 PM Dec 1st from web
  9. I'm convinced that the "We did not gate crash the White House" couple was tripped on the definition of 'is.' From WaPo: http://is.gd/59lPj 2:12 PM Dec 1st from web
  10. Live stand-up at Tiger Woods house? Yawn. Really unnecessary. I'm holding out f/Natl Enquirer story on his wife chasing him w/golf club. 6:55 AM Nov 30th from web
  11. christmas trees for sale 24/7 on broadway & 62nd st. tis the season. 8:49 PM Nov 28th from txt
  12. Still chuckling over CBS interview w/Adam Lambert. What about the children?! What about the pixelation? Via @nprnews http://su.pr/2gauTe 7:53 AM Nov 25th from web
  13. RT @lehmannchris: Gmail push ad says "Write articles for Money." Fuck you, adbot: you know NOTHING of this writing economy! #pickingfigh ... 3:53 PM Nov 23rd from web
  14. Eerily prescient ad from Standard Oil circa 1962. rt @grist "Oil: enough energy to melt glaciers!" http://bit.ly/4o8GZh 8:37 PM Nov 19th from web
  15. Why doesn't the auto RT feature work when you're reading #lists? File under #buggy 8:32 PM Nov 19th from web
  16. Fave line fr/recent press release: Do not tailgate. Remember, the driver in front of you may have to stop suddenly to avoid hitting a deer. 5:29 PM Nov 18th from web
  17. RT @sunjournal: Leggo my Eggo! Kellogg fights waffle shortage: http://ow.ly/DuVI 3:15 PM Nov 18th from web
  18. Would've loved to be at the table next to em // RT @Gothamist Brooklyn Chef Proud He Threw Live Lobster at Fussy Eaters http://bit.ly/hXQDY 8:39 AM Nov 18th from web
  19. @pwgavin I'm pretty sure that's a universal rule: Don't touch another man's radio. 8:22 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to pwgavin
  20. Exactly. Why can't I right click or something to add the snark or rephrase? rt @carr2n love the convenience of RT button. hate that I ca... 8:20 AM Nov 18th from web