Kelliente
Just turned 27. Feeling underwhelmed.
| It shouldn't be this hard to find a job. I should just Mikhail Baktin my degree-roll it up and smoke it. It's worth more as cigarette paper. |
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| Listening to Al Gore on Fresh Air. He makes good points. Also, his voice makes me feel like I've been watching Vh1 for 40 hours--braindead. |
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| @strawpoll 1 Less hassle, more convenient. |
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| The feet of a poem skip on wires, dancing out drumbeats to signal fires. |
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| Wondering if it's wrong to loathe unknown strangers simply because they're shopping at a store called 'Cradle Couture'. |
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| For the first time in my life, just saw the actual emergency broadcast system (not a test) interrupt a tv show. Tornadoes Woot! |
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| Saturating myself with water and rice in preparation for (hopefully) consuming massive amounts of margaritas at the fair tonight. |
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| Seven Reasons Why I'm Becoming a Polygamist's Wife : http://tinyurl.com/5udyal |
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| @heyheyitsdavid ummmm nope. not when you stole the idea from somebody else who you now talk shit about. |
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| Home, drunk, wishing i knew how to play guitar better than i do. |
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| Was allllmost a 'Bitch' in a video for Price's Collision Center and Custom Wheels. Chance missed. |
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| Drunk & feeling left out; unfairly persecuted by ex-boyfriends.Thank god for the internet! Be my outlet! Keep me from doing a drunk-dial! |
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| Unemployed recent college grad me wonders: What drink can you make from leftover bits of Triple Sec, Margarita mix, & Kahlua? Hello weekend! |
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| The first meeting of our dining club ended with me eating SPINAL CORD. And no one forced me to do it either. |
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| This sparked a debate about whether or not 'Mulatto' is racist. End Result? My new nickname is Octoroon and we're calling dad 'Shortbread'. |
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| Dad just referred to people of mixed black/white racial descent as 'Milano'. Got angry when I informed him that is a Peppridge Farm Cookie. |
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| @heyheyitsdavid It's not the size of the playoff facial hair, it's the.... thought that counts? |
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| Three-word reason why I should clean out my closet more often than once in every three years: Green. Courduroy. Gauchos. |
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| My chronic scratchy voice thinks fluoridation really is "the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we've ever had to face" |
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