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  1. Story o' the day: Drunk 4-yr-old in drag breaks into house to steal Xmas presents. Yawn. http://bit.ly/5YYNI4
  2. @yudi_lks Kind of oblique angle but you can see it here: http://bit.ly/6vHoKK
  3. I've been watching Colbert for years and just tonight noticed his desk surface was a capital "C." LOL
  4. @mayqueen79 I took it to mean "Walk...if you dare!"
  5. Weird traffic koan today: Walk and Don't Walk icons both lit at the same time. Just as hard NOT to obey as to obey.
  6. Come on, Giants...really, friggin come on. That's all I want for Christmas; don't let the season end tonight.
  7. It just occurred to my 6-yr-old that Santa sees you when you're naked. That IS a little messed up, if you think about it.
  8. @gretelgoing Thanks 4 the kudos. Drinks were not as strong as your ideas! Wait, thats corny. that was fun hanging out, but next time: seats!
  9. Here's one the radifems missed: Why are KING size beds bigger than QUEEN size? WTF??? You're welcome.
  10. Ram HD was just this minute named Motor Trend's 2010 Truck of the Year. nice work rammy! http://www.ramzone.com/ramhd/
  11. How to Tell a New Consumer Brand Story for an Already-Established Brand http://topsy.com/tb/bit.ly/7UNxsW
  12. #nevertrust the dog to do your taxes. Learned that one the hard way.
  13. #nevertrust An interviewee who can't find a real fault when asked to. "I guess people say I work TOO hard..."
  14. Gatorade just dropped Tiger Woods. Guess "Just Do It" doesn't mean what I thought it meant.
  15. RT @badburbank RT @badbanana: Never forget Pearl Harbor. And how bad Ben Affleck was in it.
  16. RT @michaelianblack Unless the next one has a dick, I don't want to hear any more about Tiger.
  17. RT @JoeUgly: You know what my favorite thing about animals is? The meat.
  18. Doctors say Billy Joel's recovering daughter is at last healthy enough to have an affair with Tiger Woods
  19. RT @courtenaybird: Facebook now has 350m users - and there's no point in advertising to them http://bit.ly/6dt2HX
  20. Walloping winter storm set to coincide, yet again, with climate change summit. We need anti-irony legislation PRONTO