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KeithAlberstadt

  1. Last nite I went to bed w/ no air conditioning. Had a dream I was in a factory making Nikes. #weird about 2 hours ago via Twidroyd for Android
  2. Thx for all the nice tweets/msgs about #RedEye last night. I had more fun that a mogwai. #NotSureThatMakesSense about 4 hours ago via web
  3. RT @OldGrumpyBear @KeithAlberstadt watching #Redeye, and I think you invented #celebrityalchemy. 1 Scrooge McDuck + 1 Gary Busey = 1 Trump! about 4 hours ago via Twidroyd for Android
  4. @WillDowney16 Like me, your favorite uncle who taught u how to set a pick even when you're not playing basketball? #DrinkinSomeCokeAreYa? about 12 hours ago via web in reply to WillDowney16
  5. Remember the Alamo? Me neither, but I think it's the last time a team based in San Antonio lost. #Spurs #NBA about 13 hours ago via web
  6. So #Zuckerburg was seen at McDonald's in Rome. Appropriate. Their food is also priced way more than it's worth. about 15 hours ago via Twidroyd for Android
  7. Had a killer time taping @RedEyeFNC ...make sure to tune in and watch. #KnightIndustriesTwoThousand about 15 hours ago via Twidroyd for Android
  8. Thanks! Gonna be fun RT @RedEyeAlerts Hearty #Redeye welcome to @KeithAlberstadt, he will be appearing for the first time on tonight's show! about 18 hours ago via Twidroyd for Android
  9. Going to be on @RedEyeFNC with @greggutfeld tonight. Set your DVR for 3 AM eastern, midnight Pacific. about 22 hours ago via web
  10. Heard a guy say Hatfields & McCoys handled their business like rednecks. Right, b/c NYers never overreact to family slights. #mafia 9:40 PM May 28th via Twidroyd for Android
  11. Hosting the big showcase at @CarolinesonBway tonight at 8pm. If you don't come, you hate America. 1:33 PM May 28th via web
  12. My sis told me my niece "graduated" from 6th Grade. Does she have any idea how hillbilly that makes our family sound? 1:32 PM May 28th via web
  13. Very heartfelt thank-you to all our troops and vets! Forever grateful. 9:54 AM May 28th via Twidroyd for Android
  14. The #Spurs lack excitement but they get the job done. It's like the NBA made a franchise out of my dad's idea of a dream car. 6:36 PM May 27th via Twidroyd for Android
  15. @mizzscarlet ok I'll forgive u b/c the Brits are behind a week. Considering their Parliament clothes, though, more like behind 200 yrs. 7:34 PM May 26th via Twidroyd for Android in reply to mizzscarlet
  16. @mizzscarlet Thnks, miss ma'am. I'll fire up the ol' flux capacitor and do that. I left SC six days ago. But I'll remember for next time. 5:41 PM May 26th via Twidroyd for Android in reply to mizzscarlet
  17. Thanks to all who serve and served. Saying thanks in person in a week. Going overseas w/ @ComicsOnDuty #Godblessourtroops 2:01 PM May 26th via Twidroyd for Android
  18. Full slate tonight in NYC... 8:00 @tribecacomedylg 10:00 @eastvillecomedy and 12:45 @NYCComedyCellar Come and get u some. #GUSClub 1:55 PM May 26th via Twidroyd for Android
  19. RT @RLHofficial @NashvilleTenn @keithalberstadt @antiquearchnash @americanpicker @rhondavincent13 @robertswworld thanks so much Nashville! 1:52 PM May 26th via Twidroyd for Android
  • Name Keith Alberstadt
  • Location NYC
  • Web http://www.keithc...
  • Bio Stand up comic and humor writer. That's it. I'm also a fan of history, sports, and bouncers who kick out bachelorette parties.
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