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KeithAlberstadt

  1. Last nite I went to bed w/ no air conditioning. Had a dream I was in a factory making Nikes. #weird
  2. Thx for all the nice tweets/msgs about #RedEye last night. I had more fun that a mogwai. #NotSureThatMakesSense
  3. RT @OldGrumpyBear @KeithAlberstadt watching #Redeye, and I think you invented #celebrityalchemy. 1 Scrooge McDuck + 1 Gary Busey = 1 Trump!
  4. @WillDowney16 Like me, your favorite uncle who taught u how to set a pick even when you're not playing basketball? #DrinkinSomeCokeAreYa?
  5. Remember the Alamo? Me neither, but I think it's the last time a team based in San Antonio lost. #Spurs #NBA
  6. So #Zuckerburg was seen at McDonald's in Rome. Appropriate. Their food is also priced way more than it's worth.
  7. Had a killer time taping @RedEyeFNC ...make sure to tune in and watch. #KnightIndustriesTwoThousand
  8. Thanks! Gonna be fun RT @RedEyeAlerts Hearty #Redeye welcome to @KeithAlberstadt, he will be appearing for the first time on tonight's show!
  9. Going to be on @RedEyeFNC with @greggutfeld tonight. Set your DVR for 3 AM eastern, midnight Pacific.
  10. Heard a guy say Hatfields & McCoys handled their business like rednecks. Right, b/c NYers never overreact to family slights. #mafia
  11. Hosting the big showcase at @CarolinesonBway tonight at 8pm. If you don't come, you hate America.
  12. My sis told me my niece "graduated" from 6th Grade. Does she have any idea how hillbilly that makes our family sound?
  13. Very heartfelt thank-you to all our troops and vets! Forever grateful.
  14. The #Spurs lack excitement but they get the job done. It's like the NBA made a franchise out of my dad's idea of a dream car.
  15. @mizzscarlet ok I'll forgive u b/c the Brits are behind a week. Considering their Parliament clothes, though, more like behind 200 yrs.
  16. @mizzscarlet Thnks, miss ma'am. I'll fire up the ol' flux capacitor and do that. I left SC six days ago. But I'll remember for next time.
  17. Thanks to all who serve and served. Saying thanks in person in a week. Going overseas w/ @ComicsOnDuty #Godblessourtroops
  18. Full slate tonight in NYC... 8:00 @tribecacomedylg 10:00 @eastvillecomedy and 12:45 @NYCComedyCellar Come and get u some. #GUSClub
  19. RT @RLHofficial @NashvilleTenn @keithalberstadt @antiquearchnash @americanpicker @rhondavincent13 @robertswworld thanks so much Nashville!