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Keighter

  1. I am a convert to the Church of Pecan Butter. Testify. Dear sweet tasty spread. 16 minutes ago via Twitter for iPad
  2. A culmination of things has brought me to this sad sad point, but I am watching My Little Pony: FM and making Unicorn Poop cookies. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
  3. Last night at sunset. A few hours before the storm. twitter.com/Keighter/statu… 6:43 AM May 29th via Twitter for Android
  4. A day spent reading comics by the pool you say!? Yes please. 5:58 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPad
  5. Best practice so far. I am so tired. I feel fucking awesome. 11:16 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPad
  6. @BuxomBella I think my defleshed tops of my big toes agree. 5:55 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPad in reply to BuxomBella
  7. "Burpees" are not to be done one linoleum with bare feet. #soSayWeAll 8:28 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  8. They took eXistenZ off Netflix streaming!! Evening ruined! Well nearly... 7:50 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPad
  9. @warrenellis #DoctorWhisky and his nurses wrote me a powerful prescription this afternoon. 5:07 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPad in reply to warrenellis
  10. Hot. Sweaty. Probably a bit burned. Good day at the fest though. Very happy for my cousin and his booth. 5:04 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPad
  11. Ah so this eyeliner is a "glasses only" eyeliner. So cloudy. 8:39 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPad
  12. Fucking dick planks. I forgot the books I wanted to read AGAIN. 6:14 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  13. Oh yes, give me them funny looks they power my awesome. I may have just said reveal your secrets to me to a crayon 11:02 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  14. I am calling my outfit today... Lederhosen Chic 8:49 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
  15. @undefinedmonkey also build to dots is amazing... I see green must conneeeect 8:34 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPad in reply to undefinedmonkey
  16. Filing makes me irrationally angry. Like I can't even calm down... 1:24 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPad
  17. Easy k8r don't drive yourself off the road ogling the meat sacs running in the park. 10:28 AM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  18. @undefinedmonkey I have no idea! It's magical! Though that douche vanderbot cheats... 10:27 AM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to undefinedmonkey