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Keffy

  1. It's five million degrees in my room.
  2. Oh, there it is. Naming the file "No" was a stroke of genius on my part, I must say. Well, at least I have the damn thing. Now, TO EDIT.
  3. ... I need to fix my short story filing system. Been looking for the same damn file for 20 minutes now.
  4. A firework goes shooting past our porch. Then we hear the neighbor ask, "Was that one of ours?"
  5. Had fun at CW party, have work in seven hours (WAH). Go light something on fire for me tomorrow. I'll be making copies.
  6. @majic13 Her unrelenting desire to talk to me about Jesus. But not to irritate me, because the Lord wouldn't like that.
  7. A little old lady sat at my counter, told me I was going to Hell, and started crying because I wouldn't accept Jesus into my life.
  8. @WarTapes I've done that drive before! I saw you in Seattle last night - you rocked! (was up front in "alcohols:)" T-shirt.) Need CD now.
  9. @kaerfel @csinman See, now I'm just imagining Chelsea with a half-rotten squirrel tail hanging out of her mouth. The fur is coming off.
  10. @ferretthimself Know, actually, though we don't talk too often.
  11. @ferretthimself I knew someone whose appendix burst in the hospital b/c they couldn't figure out it was inflammed earlier. Scary, scary.
  12. @geardrops I liked her a lot. I am easily won over by fluorescent colors.
  13. Shit. The sidewalk seems to be missing. Um. Thanks, Seattle.
  14. Oh my god. Everthing I've needed to feel for years, packed into two hours.
  15. Yeah, i was down with war tapes. I was also briefly holding up the lead singer.
  16. War Tapes doesn't look very much like an electronic band. Cool with me if not, but I wonder about crowd response...
  17. Well, that killed ten mins. Ooh! Hummus! Where did that come from?
  18. Ideally, he would have a band on the cusp of making it and my vocals-ha! Would be what they needed. Then we would be rock stars.
  19. Except I would hate him at first. The plot would involve me ranting a lot, but the hot goth guy would break through my bitter exterior.
  20. If my life were a romcom, I would order hummus on accident and then I would meet the love of my life.