KayKayCannon
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@ even better?
about 14 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to jgarlin
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Full disclosure: Back in the day, right place, right time, he sings "Still"... I probably wouldn't have denied Mr. Lionel Ritchie.
about 14 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ Pls RT, please help save PE/art/music for elem kids in Philly burbs @
about 16 hours ago
via web
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@ Loved ur book! Letter from Prophet Doug made tears roll down from my eyes & rt into my earlobes -was lying down when reading.
about 20 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Once again, I have successfully applied my SPF incorrectly. 20-30 minutes BEFORE sun exposure?! Do NOT apply in windy conditions?!
about 20 hours ago
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SomeX's I imagine doing something heroic, like stopping a terrorist from harming America & then Brad & Angie call & ask 2 b my best friend.
about 21 hours ago
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“@: Hot taxi cabs with weak AC allow me to imagine what it is like to gestate inside an older horse.” Hilarious.
about 21 hours ago
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Happy Memorial Day! RT @: It's only a matter of time before the entire human race is erased
12:56 PM May 28th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Here's to renaming things! RT @ Happy labor day.... Enjoy it
10:33 AM May 28th
via web
in reply to MettaWorldPeace
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@ It is! Isn't that one of the test questions you need to know to get into the Super Gay Club?
9:39 AM May 28th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to MDiederichNL
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The answer: Madonna's birthday. I'm still not quite sure where Idaho is but I knew that date instantly.
8:50 AM May 28th
via web
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@ Be VERY careful. I will block you.
8:03 AM May 28th
via web
in reply to ChaseJonesLW
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@ Be very careful. I will block you.
8:03 AM May 28th
via web
in reply to IamBeccaStanley
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In a game of Beyond Balderdash, I got this answer correct. "August 16th, 1958." Anyone care to make any guesses before I blow your mind?
7:59 AM May 28th
via web
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Book so hot, I gotta wear shades @. Or maybe it's the book that's on fire behind me.
12:32 PM May 27th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Wait, most prof athletes are YOUNGER than me. Oh, that's ok as long as the women in mags are old[er]-- that lady selling me perfume is 17?!
10:44 AM May 27th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ when I try to open your pic, my phone says I have a "bad URL." You have some explaining to do.
10:22 AM May 27th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to riggirobot
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Thank you and God bless every person who has defended and protected this country with courage and honor and all those who cherish them.
9:54 AM May 27th
via Twitter for iPhone
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I find the best place to belt out Foreigner's, "I Want To Know What Love Is" is at a drug store after midnight.
9:00 PM May 26th
via Twitter for iPhone
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When I watch Wife Swap, I'm like, "Quit crying! It's just 2 weeks!" & then a server forgets to add chicken to my salad & I totally get it.
7:48 PM May 26th
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