katyperry
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Dear driver, u think u just got away with a silent vomitous FART in the car BUT unbenounced to u I just put u on blast on my twitter. Booya.
about 1 hour ago
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@ oink oink!
about 19 hours ago
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in reply to OhFerras
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- my butt is getting big just looking at it.
about 20 hours ago
from TwitPic
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Okay, I just ordered the biggest ice cream sunday in history WHY? Cause it's SUNDAY and it looks RIDICULOUS. TWITPICIN soooon!
about 21 hours ago
from UberTwitter
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@ haaaa. You're too much.
6:43 PM Nov 14th
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in reply to johncmayer
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RT @: EVERYONE RE_TWEET & VOTE FOR OUR FAVORITE DJ MIA MORETTI @ !!!!!!
6:32 PM Nov 14th
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I have Manila all over my face. Yum.
8:17 AM Nov 14th
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@ GROSS BOYFRIEND STOP! (blushes)
3:46 AM Nov 14th
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in reply to rustyrockets
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Oh shayth, maybe I just TMI-ed. Yep, I tend to do that & then forget a MISHILLION people r reading. Oh well. 10k ppl in MANILA TONIGHT!! GO!
3:44 AM Nov 14th
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Hope this massive zit on the back of my necks a good luck sign 4 2night. Not gonna lie, I always feel WAY more important w/police escorts.
3:38 AM Nov 14th
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RT @: WINNERS @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @
9:01 PM Nov 13th
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RT @: Manila! who's coming to show tonight? first 10 katycats to RT @ me will win a meet&greet b4 show. I'll DM winners w/info.
8:11 PM Nov 13th
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- CPK MANILA WHUT WHUT.
11:46 PM Nov 12th
from TwitPic
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On friday the 13th my hard drive on my Mac had a melt down. Please apple kid don't hack into the file labeled NOODZ...
9:13 PM Nov 12th
from UberTwitter
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watch out world, its fuckin Friday the 13th.
4:52 PM Nov 12th
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So loopy tired BUT now I've found this: I HAVE TO STAY AWAKE FOR THE LIL'S! Must go to hobbit house must. ZzzzZz..
1:02 AM Nov 12th
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ffffffinally made it to MANILA! Weeeee! Who's coming to the show?!
6:22 PM Nov 11th
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Yep, Gaga's game is on point, she's on another planet that no one else can get to right now... She's eating, breathing, living it. RAD.
6:24 PM Nov 10th
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TITANNICA!!!
3:06 PM Nov 10th
from web
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Top Shop hit the spot.
1:54 PM Nov 10th
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