KatyFeggins
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
about 1 hour ago
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WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world. Proceed with caution.
about 2 hours ago
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"Teacher: If 1 1=2 and 2 2=4, what is 4 4? Pupil: That's not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!"
about 3 hours ago
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Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are.
about 4 hours ago
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People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.
about 5 hours ago
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Will is character in action.
about 6 hours ago
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What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
about 7 hours ago
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Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
about 8 hours ago
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How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
about 9 hours ago
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Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?
about 10 hours ago
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People have been known to achieve more as a result of working with others than against them.
about 11 hours ago
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The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore.
about 12 hours ago
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Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
about 13 hours ago
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Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance? Man: It did for a while - then it fell off.
about 14 hours ago
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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.
about 15 hours ago
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"Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well. Doctor: Don't worry, you'll just have to go to bed for a spell."
about 16 hours ago
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Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it's not on her head.
about 17 hours ago
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How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) .
about 18 hours ago
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Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work.
about 19 hours ago
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How can you spell too much with two letters? XS (excess).
about 21 hours ago
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