KatyDidSays
- My favorite place to be?
Flat on my back. In bed.
What? I love to sleep!about 6 hours ago from TinyTwitter
- Running around doing Coll & fam's makeup for a wedding. Maybe I missed my calling. I should have gone to Toni & Guy!about 10 hours ago from TinyTwitter
- I swear it only rains on the weekend. That's it I'm pissed. Where's my gun?about 13 hours ago from TinyTwitter
- Friday sucks just as much as all the other days in the week. Until I start drinking.8:49 AM Jul 17th from web
- OMG! I FIXED A COMPUTER PROBLEM ALL BY MYSELF! THE RESTART BUTTON IS SO AMAZING!7:30 AM Jul 17th from web
- Come quick! Something terrible has happened! The yard! It's... it's- there's men everywhere! Dozens of them! Covered in milkshake!11:08 AM Jul 16th from web
- Drinking games might not have been a good idea.7:33 PM Jul 15th from TinyTwitter
- http://twitpic.com/ahky1 - So @juicylikey is kinda scary.5:26 PM Jul 15th from TwitPic
- Me: Stace! Why are you being so abusive?
Stacy: Because I'm drunk already, you stupid ho.3:34 PM Jul 15th from TinyTwitter
- Hey guys! Guess what? I'm playing drinking games tonight! Isn't that rad?12:59 PM Jul 15th from web
- Skipping lunch today. As hungrily.9:57 AM Jul 15th from TinyTwitter
- I don't think I'm going to be able to be nice today.5:01 AM Jul 15th from web
- Yes, I did try to eat the cat. But it wasn't my fault! First of all, I was hungry. And secondly, she smelled like cilantro.12:39 PM Jul 14th from web
- In a meeting with a heavy breather. This has to be worse than herpes.7:39 AM Jul 14th from TinyTwitter
- I think I just ran over a couple orange cones. And I think one is stuck under my car. Oops!4:41 AM Jul 14th from TinyTwitter
- When my sister asks to borrow something, what she's really asking is, "Hey can I take ALL of these and maybe leave you one if you're lucky?"3:25 PM Jul 13th from TinyTwitter
- @LongT OMG. I remember those, too. Best ever. They need to bring those back.12:16 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to LongT
- "No one ever says, 'I wanna be a junkie when I grow up.'" Remember those commercials? LOL!!11:21 AM Jul 13th from Birdhouse
- I find it VERY hard to believe someone can drive TEN MILES with their blinker on. I think they just did it to piss me off. IT WORKED!5:14 AM Jul 13th from web
- Hey, people with the screaming infant, if I wanted to listen to a baby cry for this long I would have had my own unprotected sex.4:56 PM Jul 12th from TinyTwitter
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