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  1. My favorite place to be? Flat on my back. In bed. What? I love to sleep!
  2. Running around doing Coll & fam's makeup for a wedding. Maybe I missed my calling. I should have gone to Toni & Guy!
  3. I swear it only rains on the weekend. That's it I'm pissed. Where's my gun?
  4. Friday sucks just as much as all the other days in the week. Until I start drinking.
  5. OMG! I FIXED A COMPUTER PROBLEM ALL BY MYSELF! THE RESTART BUTTON IS SO AMAZING!
  6. Come quick! Something terrible has happened! The yard! It's... it's- there's men everywhere! Dozens of them! Covered in milkshake!
  7. Drinking games might not have been a good idea.
  8. http://twitpic.com/ahky1 - So @juicylikey is kinda scary.
  9. Me: Stace! Why are you being so abusive? Stacy: Because I'm drunk already, you stupid ho.
  10. Hey guys! Guess what? I'm playing drinking games tonight! Isn't that rad?
  11. Skipping lunch today. As hungrily.
  12. I don't think I'm going to be able to be nice today.
  13. Yes, I did try to eat the cat. But it wasn't my fault! First of all, I was hungry. And secondly, she smelled like cilantro.
  14. In a meeting with a heavy breather. This has to be worse than herpes.
  15. I think I just ran over a couple orange cones. And I think one is stuck under my car. Oops!
  16. When my sister asks to borrow something, what she's really asking is, "Hey can I take ALL of these and maybe leave you one if you're lucky?"
  17. @LongT OMG. I remember those, too. Best ever. They need to bring those back.
  18. "No one ever says, 'I wanna be a junkie when I grow up.'" Remember those commercials? LOL!!
  19. I find it VERY hard to believe someone can drive TEN MILES with their blinker on. I think they just did it to piss me off. IT WORKED!
  20. Hey, people with the screaming infant, if I wanted to listen to a baby cry for this long I would have had my own unprotected sex.