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  1. Went out for drinks with friends tonight and it was really nice until everyone got drunk and started fighting and security told us to leave. about 24 hours ago from TinyTwitter
  2. I'm completely convinced that the tenant before me put a dead body down the garbage disposal. 3:08 PM Nov 27th from web
  3. Holy SHIT it's cold in here. FINE. I'll turn my heat on. 11:07 AM Nov 27th from web
  4. I wonder how many people will be killed in Wal-Mart stampedes tomorrow. 12:43 PM Nov 26th from TinyTwitter
  5. @frageelay Part 4: the bathroom at this bar. Ewww. 1:47 PM Nov 25th from TinyTwitter in reply to frageelay
  6. It's amazing how using PowerPoint for a just few hours makes me feel like my life has no sense of purpose or meaning or value whatsoever. 11:22 AM Nov 25th from web
  7. I'm sorry! But I totally wouldn't have tried to poke your eye out if I'd known you were attempting to kiss me and not trying to eat my face. 6:16 AM Nov 25th from Birdfeed
  8. @frageelay Part 2 of Things We Would Rather Look At Than Pictures of Men's Wangs: this hole in my finger. And it's really gross. Seriously. 5:11 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to frageelay
  9. I just burned a hole in my finger. Fireplaces are hard. 5:03 PM Nov 24th from web
  10. My experience with dating sites mainly involves receiving unwanted penis pics. Hey, boys? PENISES ARE UGLY. I'd rather look at a burrito. 7:57 AM Nov 24th from web
  11. I think my dishwasher is broken. Like my car. And my bank account. And my life okay I'm seeing a pattern here. 6:02 PM Nov 23rd from web
  12. @afish560 Tell mom I want a second opinion. 6:20 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to afish560
  13. Hives again? Are you kidding me? This is total bullshit. 6:15 PM Nov 22nd from TinyTwitter
  14. I think the cat needs to go on a diet. Related: I may have a broken rib. 8:37 AM Nov 22nd from TinyTwitter
  15. I don't mean to brag but I truly excel at sleeping and being lazy. 1:32 PM Nov 21st from web
  16. Both cats have been licking their butts for the past fifteen minutes. I'm starting to feel left out here, guys. 9:38 PM Nov 20th from web
  17. Okay I'm sorry I'll try to stop but I actually can't promise anything so just mute me or something and we'll make up later. 9:11 AM Nov 19th from web
  18. WHY WON'T ANYONE LET ME BITE THEIR NECK? OMG SO FRUSTRATING. 9:10 AM Nov 19th from web
  19. @abigvictory Sooo, does that mean you don't want me to save you a seat at the theater tonight? I have your ticket waiting and everything. 7:12 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to abigvictory
  20. Watching Twilight with my sisters. You know, IN PREPARATION FOR NEW MOON TOMORROW. Also, whoever is still following me REALLY loves me. 5:43 PM Nov 18th from TinyTwitter