KatyDidSays
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Went out for drinks with friends tonight and it was really nice until everyone got drunk and started fighting and security told us to leave.
about 24 hours ago
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I'm completely convinced that the tenant before me put a dead body down the garbage disposal.
3:08 PM Nov 27th
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Holy SHIT it's cold in here. FINE. I'll turn my heat on.
11:07 AM Nov 27th
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I wonder how many people will be killed in Wal-Mart stampedes tomorrow.
12:43 PM Nov 26th
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@ Part 4: the bathroom at this bar. Ewww.
1:47 PM Nov 25th
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in reply to frageelay
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It's amazing how using PowerPoint for a just few hours makes me feel like my life has no sense of purpose or meaning or value whatsoever.
11:22 AM Nov 25th
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I'm sorry! But I totally wouldn't have tried to poke your eye out if I'd known you were attempting to kiss me and not trying to eat my face.
6:16 AM Nov 25th
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@ Part 2 of Things We Would Rather Look At Than Pictures of Men's Wangs: this hole in my finger. And it's really gross. Seriously.
5:11 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to frageelay
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I just burned a hole in my finger. Fireplaces are hard.
5:03 PM Nov 24th
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My experience with dating sites mainly involves receiving unwanted penis pics. Hey, boys? PENISES ARE UGLY. I'd rather look at a burrito.
7:57 AM Nov 24th
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I think my dishwasher is broken. Like my car. And my bank account. And my life okay I'm seeing a pattern here.
6:02 PM Nov 23rd
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@ Tell mom I want a second opinion.
6:20 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to afish560
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Hives again? Are you kidding me? This is total bullshit.
6:15 PM Nov 22nd
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I think the cat needs to go on a diet. Related: I may have a broken rib.
8:37 AM Nov 22nd
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I don't mean to brag but I truly excel at sleeping and being lazy.
1:32 PM Nov 21st
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Both cats have been licking their butts for the past fifteen minutes. I'm starting to feel left out here, guys.
9:38 PM Nov 20th
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Okay I'm sorry I'll try to stop but I actually can't promise anything so just mute me or something and we'll make up later.
9:11 AM Nov 19th
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WHY WON'T ANYONE LET ME BITE THEIR NECK? OMG SO FRUSTRATING.
9:10 AM Nov 19th
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@ Sooo, does that mean you don't want me to save you a seat at the theater tonight? I have your ticket waiting and everything.
7:12 AM Nov 19th
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in reply to abigvictory
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Watching Twilight with my sisters. You know, IN PREPARATION FOR NEW MOON TOMORROW.
Also, whoever is still following me REALLY loves me.
5:43 PM Nov 18th
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