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KATSUM0T0

DAVEDsays How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you fucking racist. 3:50 PM Feb 6th via Echofon Retweeted by KATSUM0T0
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DAVEDsays That isn't god talking. It's you, thinking. 12:29 PM Oct 29th, 2011 via Echofon Retweeted by KATSUM0T0
DAVEDsays I'm gonna be a cut-up motherfucker before someone with a box cutter takes my plane down. #godblessamerica 7:07 PM Sep 11th, 2011 via Echofon Retweeted by KATSUM0T0
DAVEDsays Hey dead terrorists, 10 years later I'm sure your 72 virgins are all used up by now and America is still alive and going strong. So fuck U! 6:32 PM Sep 11th, 2011 via Echofon Retweeted by KATSUM0T0
DAVEDsays Every time Ive heard a plane fly over my house today, I've made a run for my backyard. #GodDamnYouHabibs #godblessamerica 1:42 PM Sep 11th, 2011 via Echofon Retweeted by KATSUM0T0
DAVEDsays Taking a bath means you like soaking in your feet and butthole juices. 1:33 PM Jun 6th, 2011 via Echofon Retweeted by KATSUM0T0
eeezuhboo I've been blasting @Katsum0t0 all day. #goodoledays 2:47 PM May 22nd, 2011 via web Retweeted by KATSUM0T0 and 1 other
DAVEDsays A night without masturbation is like ...actually I have no idea what it's like. 11:54 PM May 19th, 2011 via Echofon Retweeted by KATSUM0T0
DAVEDsays Life's a Journey, not a Toto or an Air Supply, or even a R.E.O. Speedwagon. 8:18 AM May 19th, 2011 via Echofon Retweeted by KATSUM0T0
DAVEDsays Ke$ha looks like she smells like a shot of whiskey in a used condom. 10:39 AM May 16th, 2011 via Echofon Retweeted by KATSUM0T0 and 2 others
DAVEDsays Every time you pay a bill online, a mailman has to explain to his children why there's no Christmas this year. 12:08 PM Apr 16th, 2011 via Echofon Retweeted by KATSUM0T0
DAVEDsays I'm in a band with my dog. He barks while I eat cheetos. It's indie, you wouldn't get it. 11:58 AM Apr 15th, 2011 via Echofon Retweeted by KATSUM0T0
DAVEDsays I was watching that Khloe Kardashian show and was surprised that it was actually interesting. Then I realized I was watching Man vs. Food. 5:45 PM Apr 14th, 2011 via Echofon Retweeted by KATSUM0T0
KingEllieWay @KATSUM0T0 and i should party considering I'm 18 and legal now. xD 1:37 AM Apr 14th, 2011 via Echofon Retweeted by KATSUM0T0
DAVEDsays Had Maury Povich been in Star Wars, we would have known who the father was a lot sooner. 9:46 PM Apr 13th, 2011 via Echofon Retweeted by KATSUM0T0 and 1 other
DAVEDsays Baby, the last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. 1:51 PM Apr 13th, 2011 via Echofon Retweeted by KATSUM0T0 and 1 other
DAVEDsays If my laptop ever became self aware, it could blackmail the fuck out of me. 11:48 AM Apr 13th, 2011 via Echofon Retweeted by KATSUM0T0 and 1 other
DAVEDsays Another big week ahead on Facebook for every day shit to be described as amazing. 7:24 PM Apr 12th, 2011 via Echofon Retweeted by KATSUM0T0
DAVEDsays My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible! 11:17 AM Apr 12th, 2011 via Echofon Retweeted by KATSUM0T0