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KatrinaEThomas

  1. RT @funnyoneliners: Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat.
  2. RT @funnyoneliners: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
  3. RT @interNETworkWiz: A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
  4. RT @DrJeffersnBoggs: Life is supposed to be fun. ♥ Abraham Hicks
  5. RT @randysnotes: The man who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
  6. A green striped fly that walks sideways. Strange dreams :)
  7. @1capplegate Wow. I can't believe you've never seen your baby sitter movie. Such a great film with great lines. Sending you Luv :)
  8. Wanna run around naked dancing to Panda porn :)
  9. Okay. I just gotta say that Beverly Hills is freakin gorgeous at Christmas time.
  10. I'm a very caring giving person. This is why I am always offering fresh pubic hairs to strangers on the street :)
  11. Dead people pee on kittens at a Disney park near you :)
  12. I like to fuck skeletons in my spare time. Just a friendly F.Y.I. :)
  13. @BobSaget You da man Bob! Are you going to do another HBO special anytime soon? Keep up the good fight, sucking cock for coke :)
  14. How would one go about giving a worm an enima do you think?
  15. @tidget I totally agree. Very cool name by the way :)
  16. Well fuck my gay ass sock puppet and hose me down with brownies.
  17. @grumpassgrumpaw love Luv love your tweets man :)
  18. @SnoopDogg I just gotta tell ya Snoop. I love it every time I see you on Conan. You have got to be the funniest rapper in the world.
  19. @lostupstairs Love your last tweet about crazy glue sniffers and Chris Farley :)
  20. @KatrinaKibben Thanks for the retweet :) Hope you are having a great day so far. You have a superb name by the way :)