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@brianberling You know better than to patronize a restaurant that calls it Kountry Kafe. 35 minutes ago from Seesmic in reply to brianberling
My 3-year-old has already learned to respond to me in a mocking tone. I laughed but I feel in a few years, I won't be laughing anymore. about 7 hours ago from Seesmic
It makes me uncomfortable when people make excuses for their hypocrisy. I want to just tell them, "It's OK! You're a hypocrite! ADMIT IT!" 2:19 PM Dec 21st from Seesmic
@luvinbliss Pretty sure he doesn't look good in women's clothing AT ALL. So you have no argument there! :-p 1:08 PM Dec 21st from Seesmic in reply to luvinbliss
I don't think it's fair that my husband's vocal range goes higher than mine. Do you? I think G gets his deep voice from me. 8:01 AM Dec 21st from Seesmic
I feel like all I did today was eat, eat and eat. 7:41 PM Dec 20th from Seesmic
How can I still be hungry?! 3:12 PM Dec 20th from Seesmic
just watched Chuck vs. the Sizzling Shrimp and now craving Chinese food. 8:52 AM Dec 19th from Seesmic
bought my son's first pair of black Gold Toe dress socks. He's not a baby anymore. 7:30 AM Dec 19th from Seesmic
Just came home from dinner with @brianberling and now going to dig into my birthday cake from Edelweiss Bakery YUMMY YUM YUM 9:48 PM Dec 18th from Seesmic
I totally took a nap that lasted longer than my 3-year-old's. Did I turn 90 yesterday or was it really 33? 3:28 PM Dec 18th from Seesmic
@JMBarriere There aren't enough months in a year for all of Tiger's women. Perhaps it is a 16-month calendar? :-p 12:18 PM Dec 18th from Seesmic in reply to JMBarriere
@luvinbliss Awww double boo. Maybe another time soon; I am craving pho too! 7:21 AM Dec 18th from Seesmic in reply to luvinbliss
Thank you from the bottom of my heart to those who left bday wishes and ate chocolate for me yesterday. I am truly, truly blessed. 6:55 AM Dec 18th from Seesmic
@luvinbliss Let's go have pho, if you're free at lunch today! 6:47 AM Dec 18th from Seesmic in reply to luvinbliss
G: Hey, look at me! I'm handsome! 9:49 PM Dec 17th from txt
@xicacha More chocolate is a great idea. I have some from Trader Joe's in the pantry! 3:11 PM Dec 17th from Seesmic in reply to xicacha
I sliced both thumbs trying to fix our stupid Pur water filter. I now have Spider-Man band-aids covering them up. Hardcore. 3:07 PM Dec 17th from Seesmic
Today's chocolate-infused birthday diet includes hot chocolate at breakfast and ice cream sandwich after lunch. 1:06 PM Dec 17th from Seesmic
@brianberling I love you because you still believe that stuff about me being "the prettiest girl." Thank you for making my bday awesome! 12:20 PM Dec 17th from Seesmic in reply to brianberling