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  1. This is a rather small and pricey piece of produce. Perhaps I should consider using it to betroth someone to me.
  2. Today I had lunch at a place where they use the sharp knives to cut bagels while the dull knives from the drawer were making the sandwiches.
  3. My iPhone keeps telling me there's nothing to undo. Getting a bit cocky aren't we?
  4. Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1979.
  5. In Kathyland, getting buzzed with weed has more to do with crawling around in the garden surrounded by bees than recreational drug use.
  6. If I could figure out how to get Americans addicted to local clover and dandelions, I could be a motherflippin Saudi prince already.
  7. Probably 5:00pm on Friday would be way more awesome if I didn't spend the whole day drinking vodka from this water bottle.
  8. Muchases of Graciases to: @CindraCello, @blondediva11, @CatSea1959, @mklprc, @slag_mag, @joeschmitt, @Ja_La, @Shakesperience, @amynicole76
  9. @CatSea1959 And here I thought the lack of parenthetical just meant I was indescribable. ;) Thx for the <3
  10. I like to consider myself a spontaneous gal. But I'm really not. Really. For example, this tweet has been on my "to do" list since Tuesday.
  11. I think I'm going to turn my blog into a prescription drug outlet. I seem to have a lot of great contacts for that sort of thing now.
  12. Old Twitter flames #ff: @slag_mag, @liabolicious, @blondediva11, @Ja_La, @chatblanc, @Peteness, @obxlaw, @chinurse, @bakemyfish, @joeschmitt
  13. Secret Twitter loves that I can't take home to mother #ff: @boner_stabone, @theduty, @UCMike
  14. Gawd! Sometimes I am so jealous of time. Always getting wasted. And right in the middle of the work day too. Lucky!
  15. I need a brain graft. Gotta take the part of my brain that spends all day tweeting and graft it to the part that is s'posed to be working.
  16. Dear U.S. Gov't, thanks for buying GM. I will take my 2009 tax refund in the form of a Camaro. You may deposit it directly on my driveway.
  17. Developing Twitter crush #ff: @donchiefnerd, @fancychickens
  18. U.S. recession is hurting rural Mexico. Nobody has the cash to get their photo taken with men with burros who look like Juan Valdez anymore.
  19. New loves for #ff: @debihope, @meetingboy, @gpappalardo
  20. I need a shot of espresso. But I'm going to need it in the corner of my eye. Because I'm street.