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  1. It is impossible for me to eat my weight in various foods. I try and try, but as soon as I get close, it turns out I weigh more. about 4 hours ago from web
  2. If I promise to give him a lot of money, do you think the Pope would move Christmas back to Jesus' actual birthday so the weather is better? about 4 hours ago from web
  3. @stephadamo When I do it, people call the cops. about 10 hours ago from web in reply to stephadamo
  4. I'm only a petite little thing, but I can spew some bull-sized crap. about 11 hours ago from web
  5. I think it would be a lot easier for me to pull this blog post out of my ass if there weren't so many twists and turns in my colon. about 11 hours ago from web
  6. I know we should want peace on Earth, but I'd settle for peace in my general vicinity at this point. about 13 hours ago from web
  7. OH: You get email on your Wii?! (Sounded funnier than it tweets. But brings new meaning to the phrase "bandwidth.") about 15 hours ago from web
  8. I can't decide if my need for a run has to do with a desire to exercise or a primal instinct to separate myself from the family unit. about 16 hours ago from web
  9. @CatRocketship I left some plastic cups there. Those would make a nice gift. 6:31 PM Dec 22nd from web in reply to CatRocketship
  10. Mom keeps a good stock of rum and eggnog. Thinking "yulebuzz" should be a word. 5:41 PM Dec 22nd from web
  11. The glitter ornaments have come out. Please pass the rum, please. 1:40 PM Dec 22nd from Echofon
  12. Headline says Diane Sawyer "slips easily into the anchor chair." The question is, did she break a hip? 12:21 PM Dec 22nd from web
  13. Important distinction: My attitude gives YOU a headache while my altitude gives ME a headache. 12:06 PM Dec 22nd from web
  14. @nanag Glad to hear it. Maybe that means I'll be up to 9 viewers! :D 9:31 AM Dec 22nd from web in reply to nanag
  15. These grapes must have been unsuccessfully stomped. All the taste of feet without the pulverization. 9:23 AM Dec 22nd from web
  16. Luke Wilson needs to lose his wallet in Gunnison so I can get some <bleep>ing 3G coverage already. 1:30 PM Dec 21st from Echofon
  17. The FBI reports that violent deaths fell 10% this year. Which seems like a violent way for the death toll to go down. 11:30 AM Dec 21st from web
  18. Sogging my liver with the Nog. Soon my nose will be red enough to guide a sleighful of jolly fat man and gifts. 11:19 AM Dec 21st from web
  19. Tonight the role of Sardines will be played by all of the passengers of Flight 7037. 7:52 PM Dec 20th from Echofon
  20. The cabin door has been closed. Time to fill in the crossword with limericks. 4:54 PM Dec 20th from Echofon