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  1. Britney Spears' Twitter account was hacked. Looks like Paula Abdul is off her meds again.
  2. @BrettTrout Here's a fact: I will now have to spend the entire day reading that article repeatedly to understand just a tiny bit of it.
  3. Lou Dobbs announced he was leaving CNN. They thought he resigned. Turns out he was only heading out for more tapioca and Melba toast.
  4. What I would really like is something that brings milkshakes to my yard.
  5. Local peeps, @DM_in_the_PM speaks the truth. It is a cluster* at the Merle Hay Dahls.
  6. Like some kind of massive chronological mob hit, I just totally wasted all that time.
  7. @pvaras Apparently I have caused quite a few spilled beverages this week. It's starting to add up. Dry cleaners should hire me.
  8. There are reports of a Brazilian blackout yesterday. Basically that means ALL the electricity was out. Not a bit was left on.
  9. @biblicone, @joeschmitt Yes, she spelled out the entire book on a Ouija board.
  10. I bet if pets had any say in the matter, veterinarians wouldn't get their own day of thanks.
  11. Looks like my Twitter was secretly retweeted with Folgers Crystals. Let's see if I notice a difference.
  12. @llennon Oooh, I'm sorry. Do I owe you a coffee? Or a nose? A new desk blotter?
  13. Hey gang! I cracked the new Favstar formula. It is: Kathy_L = not amusing.
  14. Michael Jackson's son, Blanket, has arms, right? If so, shouldn't he be called Snuggie?
  15. Canceling a meeting is like calling a snow day. Who wants to build a styrofoam cup man in the breakroom?
  16. For the longest time I have thought about trying to be more spontaneous.
  17. Sometimes I go to bed only because I want the next thing that happens to be breakfast.
  18. Oh hai, leg cramp. I'm sure you have an adaptive purpose. In a world where people should want to cut off their legs to survive.
  19. 20 yrs later, Mr. Berlin loves how removing the wall opened the space & Mrs. Berlin is still mad she has nowhere to hang the grandkid pics.
  20. Chrysler has disbanded its electric car engineering team after much disappointment over their first prototype, the Electric Boogaloo.