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  1. It is impossible for me to eat my weight in various foods. I try and try, but as soon as I get close, it turns out I weigh more.
  2. If I promise to give him a lot of money, do you think the Pope would move Christmas back to Jesus' actual birthday so the weather is better?
  3. @stephadamo When I do it, people call the cops.
  4. I'm only a petite little thing, but I can spew some bull-sized crap.
  5. I think it would be a lot easier for me to pull this blog post out of my ass if there weren't so many twists and turns in my colon.
  6. I know we should want peace on Earth, but I'd settle for peace in my general vicinity at this point.
  7. OH: You get email on your Wii?! (Sounded funnier than it tweets. But brings new meaning to the phrase "bandwidth.")
  8. I can't decide if my need for a run has to do with a desire to exercise or a primal instinct to separate myself from the family unit.
  9. @CatRocketship I left some plastic cups there. Those would make a nice gift.
  10. Mom keeps a good stock of rum and eggnog. Thinking "yulebuzz" should be a word.
  11. The glitter ornaments have come out. Please pass the rum, please.
  12. Headline says Diane Sawyer "slips easily into the anchor chair." The question is, did she break a hip?
  13. Important distinction: My attitude gives YOU a headache while my altitude gives ME a headache.
  14. @nanag Glad to hear it. Maybe that means I'll be up to 9 viewers! :D
  15. These grapes must have been unsuccessfully stomped. All the taste of feet without the pulverization.
  16. Luke Wilson needs to lose his wallet in Gunnison so I can get some <bleep>ing 3G coverage already.
  17. The FBI reports that violent deaths fell 10% this year. Which seems like a violent way for the death toll to go down.
  18. Sogging my liver with the Nog. Soon my nose will be red enough to guide a sleighful of jolly fat man and gifts.
  19. Tonight the role of Sardines will be played by all of the passengers of Flight 7037.
  20. The cabin door has been closed. Time to fill in the crossword with limericks.