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Am getting highrise hair for the crillon ball and saying je ne sai quoi a lot in the hope of attracting a young cavalier who prefers vintageabout 8 hours agofrom TwitterBerry
Am in paris at the crillon hotel preparing for the ball. Am sure they asked me coz they think I am ruby wax! A case of mistaken nonentity!about 24 hours agofrom TwitterBerry
On way to This Morning to discuss natural childbirth - a case of stiff upper labia. I mean, we've done drugs all our lives. Why stop now??1:26 AM Nov 26thfrom TwitterBerry
To Pen event to draw raffle in support of writers who r imprisoned. If only they'd imprison katie price. We need ghost-writer- busters!2:42 PM Nov 24thfrom TwitterBerry
Took kids to x factor. Dannii the most fair and perspicacious judge. Atmosphere- cross between pantomime and gladitorial karaoke. Great fun1:41 AM Nov 23rdfrom TwitterBerry
Reading about kate moss's anorexia. Where does she keep her internal organs? In her handbag? Skinniness is not next to godliness. Eat up10:30 AM Nov 21stfrom TwitterBerry
Just saw lovely anna friel in breakfast at tiffanys. Anna played me in mad cows. Unfortunately the producer couldn't produce a urine sample!2:24 PM Nov 20thfrom TwitterBerry
Dinner at ruby wax's. Couldn't eat from laughing. The only thing we didn't eat were our words.4:04 PM Nov 19thfrom TwitterBerry
Women should be each others human wonder bras- uplifting and supportive. Which is why I am fronting Plan's 'girls without voices.org'.3:09 PM Nov 18thfrom TwitterBerry
To southwark for john mortimer's memorial.JM would love fact that Church full of weeping women. Now awaterproof mascara shortage in london10:36 AM Nov 17thfrom TwitterBerry
Went to john mortimer's theatrical celebration at. R Ct. JM called himself my toy boy but said it would take him two weeks to get soft on!4:25 PM Nov 16thfrom TwitterBerry
Picked up my daughter's colette dinnigan gown for crillon ball. But if georgie's 'coming out' does that mean that I have to go back in??!10:21 AM Nov 14thfrom TwitterBerry
Saw kevin spacey in "inherit the wind". Excelllent. Based on famous trial pitching darwin against bible called the tennessee monkey trial2:25 PM Nov 13thfrom TwitterBerry
Lunch with richatd e grant and ruby wax. Had to be hospitalised from hilarity. Now at kids co charity auction opened by quirky chris martin11:51 AM Nov 12thfrom TwitterBerry
just heard the edible stephen fry riffing brilliantly on history. At dinner he quipped in latin and french. He is google on legs.2:43 PM Nov 11thfrom TwitterBerry
Re Ben Elton to Oz. When I moved to england my grandma said to me "Kath, you can't! London's where all those terrible convicts come from!"3:50 AM Nov 10thfrom TwitterBerry
REcovering from celebration 4 hon doc. All girlfriends came in school uniforms. Severe bottle fatigue today. Have put myself on detention.1:02 PM Nov 9thfrom TwitterBerry
Getting ready for hon doctorate party. School girl theme. Slut-oir! Vote for dannii minogues acts so she can get away early.11:04 AM Nov 8thfrom TwitterBerry
Yesterday got Hon Doctorate from solent. Tonight is celebratory dinner at the uni. Am wearing a stethoscope and working on bedside manner!9:24 AM Nov 7thfrom TwitterBerry
