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KathleenDienne

  1. This will help. I promise. onlyfiction.net/ms-test.html
  2. Oh, anthology editor. You're so cute. 75 for all rights/no byline? You deserve the crap tsunami, unmitigated by anyone who can write.
  3. I've got an idea. How about no response means you're accepting/representing my book?
  4. Just saying: theoatmeal.com/comics/faceboo…
  5. @scarlettparrish The only possible thing to do is experiment and find out.
  6. Dear extroverts: I'm not going to be like you even if you throw a million people at me. More than five people exhausts me. Give up.
  7. I liked Clippy. #ThereISaidIt
  8. I really want an old fashioned card catalogue cabinet. A real one, not a repro. #nostalgia
  9. Reading someone raging against "hacks." Just turned to husband & said, w/ fingertips pressed to my chest, "Why, I do believe she means me."
  10. Word shortcuts. This is AWESOME. ow.ly/9FlGv
  11. Nothing makes me feel better about my cluttered desk than an episode of Hoarders.
  12. All I have to do is repeat the age-old wisdom: Friends don't let friends go to Duke. ;)
  13. Sleeping Beauty must have had the kind of morning breath that kills a rhino at forty paces.
  14. Son woke me up with a kiss. I feel like Sleeping Beauty with bedhead and morning breath.
  15. I need a food that is salty and light brown. Ideas?
  16. @scarlettparrish What about "Bound To Be A Dildo Around Here Somewhere"?
  17. The worst thing about sending a package to agents is all the excess energy, when you know you're looking at a 12 week wait for an answer.
  18. I just typed the line "Dozens of purple dildos flew out." #WIP
  19. Every day with the intertubes is a shiny new learning experience!
  20. I admit, when I started out, guidelines stating "no twincest" confused me. I was all, this happens enough you have to put it in guidelines?