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  1. Based on my brief walk to drop off laundry, it appears I've unknowingly spritzed myself with Eau de Human Catnip today.
  2. @veronicawolff You may wish differently when I send it to you next week.
  3. @jake_christ My conniptions are living on a diet of coffee and dulce de leche at the moment.
  4. I thought conniptions were a thing of yesteryears. I was wrong--you can still have them. Especially when you believe you lost a chapter.
  5. Dinner tonight included ceviche, cervezas, and convivial conversation. It also included a Ferris wheel and ice cream, of course.
  6. Today's quest: discover what a "super pancho" is. The mystery has been niggling me for weeks.
  7. The Mini Outing proved I have no idea how to use an umbrella. I am soaked. I almost gouged a man's eye out too.
  8. Planned Grand Adventure turns into Mini Outing because of torrential rain and lightning. Not to worry--bought alfajores as a consolation.
  9. http://twitpic.com/qxmwj - Bad idea #57: Going for a walk in a thunderstorm, clutching your Ben Franklin keys in your hand.
  10. Bad idea #41: Setting a mug of tea on your (open) laptop.
  11. "He starts to steer her enjoyment like a ship towards its home port..." And the Bad Sex award goes to... http://bit.ly/38OVPr
  12. http://twitpic.com/qbcoy - Oh Fugazetti--you're so bad for me, but I just can't stay away...
  13. Dear mosquitoes: I'm sure I'm not the tastiest morsel in town, and I won't be offended if you feast elsewhere tonight. Muchas gracias...
  14. La senora is baking bread again, and the aroma wafts up to the terrace where I'm working. It smells like home.
  15. @bookloversbooks Logically I know that. But I can't help wanting to believe...
  16. La senora just fed me pasta. I'm told it's the kind of pasta that doesn't make you fat. I never knew this magic pasta existed.
  17. It was a dark and stormy day...
  18. http://twitpic.com/ps1pf - I took my ass to church. Specifically the Cathedral Metropolitana.
  19. Note to self: best to be fully awake before operating a gas stove and matches.
  20. My parade is being rained on. Big time. May venture to the café across the street to write later. Y por un chopp negro, claro.