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@lubbymcmuffin What's not good? I guess I should call you back more often?

KateMello @Choppps NODA like the grad school intern who helps run orientation. Ha, drunken miscommunication
KateMello @Choppps No typos, only drunken adlibs, Holmes. This is a lusty group. PS peeps miss you. Drunk[23pir[j'sadsdcvklm
KateMello @Choppps made out with or NODA intern. She knows her shit.
KateMello who strip-catwalks to euro-trash? The OLs do, oh yes. Thank you, hope you enjoyed the Zebra-striped shenanigans.
KateMello OL spin the bottle. Never a dull moment here.
KateMello I need a haircut
KateMello Orientation training Teambuilder: let's get crunk, kids. word. We're the best bosses eva, holmes. lolz.
KateMello First day of Orientation Training: Kelly calls me Quincy.
KateMello Cole & I on Hawkwatch. Terrified for a while but still worried.
KateMello Hearing the party and not being there is almost as bad as hearing the party and not wanting to be there
KateMello Double shifts are like vodka shots...you don't really want them at first but figure they'll keep you going through the night.
KateMello I AM Ben Fucking Obi-wan-Kanobi, bitches
KateMello Fucking so annoyed at Whitts...let steph or I flirt with the cute-bro (not dude-bro)
KateMello Oh transfer students...you know everything dont you?
KateMello @SusanW that is what we call an "overabundance of the good stuff."
KateMello I'm moving to California
KateMello Back from Dude-Bro-Topia and Greg B & the A's house party gig...still was great even being the DD.
KateMello *holds head in hands* I may have done stupid things last night, in fact I'm sure of it.
KateMello Tim Quak just called me "Chopper" cuz I was drunk on my scooter rounding the mall with peeps...yeah, I slapped him good for it. Bitch