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  1. she went on about the price of grapes for, oh, 2 minutes. then she told me how grapes are too expensive for her kids. pineapples instead. about 21 hours ago from web
  2. i've been having a lot of awesome run-ins with grocery store checkers lately. today i dealt with a serious knock-off of the "target lady". about 21 hours ago from web
  3. @HRHjmp LISA YOU ARE TEARING ME APART! about 21 hours ago from web in reply to HRHjmp
  4. @HRHjmp @eugenewill @heile it's ok will, i thought bright eyes was the name of the singer for a long time. same with iron and wine. about 21 hours ago from web in reply to HRHjmp
  5. i love when people card you and try to guess your age as you hand them your ID. it's a fun game. but i always win. ha! i'm old! take that! 8:12 PM Dec 22nd from web
  6. i think it's about time for a forest gump 2. writing screenplay tonight. 5:56 PM Dec 21st from web
  7. .....maybe both at the same time.... ok so forest jr. was not at jenny's grave but the speech still kills like it always does. 5:55 PM Dec 21st from web
  8. but the saddest part is when jenny dies and forest and forest jr visit her grave.... omg... forest's speech... gut wrenching. sniffle. 5:11 PM Dec 21st from web
  9. watching forest gump.... does not matter how many times i've seen this or where i pick up watching.... guaranteed sob fest every time. 5:01 PM Dec 21st from web
  10. nothing like christmas skrilla to make your day a little better. 5:00 PM Dec 21st from web
  11. robert at chat.mormon.org did not help me discover what happens to us after we die. he didn't seem to think i was serious for some reason. 10:00 AM Dec 21st from web
  12. i'm gonna find out what happens after we die on chat.mormon.org .... details to follow. 11:37 PM Dec 20th from web
  13. my break up with fat has been pretty rough. i really miss sour cream and cheddar lay's potato chips. i mean, shit. 11:35 PM Dec 20th from web
  14. lukewarm, runny vanilla yogurt and half frozen blueberries. somehow it's a match made in heaven. 4:37 PM Dec 20th from web
  15. @sgtfarmer that scared me for a minute! rip to the club and glad the missus is healthy as a horsey. 6:04 PM Dec 19th from web in reply to sgtfarmer
  16. @eugenewill nice, is their creepy dog beau hanging out in the picture? 6:02 PM Dec 19th from web in reply to eugenewill
  17. @william_ellet especially the "he ate my heart he ate ate ate my heart" song. 6:01 PM Dec 19th from web in reply to william_ellet
  18. @william_ellet omg will, i LOOOOOOVE the monster CD. the fame is good, but monster is the shit. can't stop listening to it! 6:01 PM Dec 19th from web in reply to william_ellet
  19. i'm gonna try fake cheese tonight. we'll see how it goes. 5:46 PM Dec 19th from web
  20. it's our one year wedding anniversary.... and we just realized it this morning! oops 5:51 PM Dec 18th from web