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KatJ_5

  1. @ARaineMo hissing is spitting so I'll settle for that then. Alas, I hiss on you #BAZINGA
  2. @ARaineMo IM READY! IM READY! IMMMMMMMMMM READY! Call me kitty Kat. Rawr.
  3. @ChicagoPostFrat in moments like that, I wish it were acceptable to shake said friend and say "guess what? you'll live. now get over it"
  4. AHHHHHHHHHH ITS. SO. HOT!!! UGH. #miserable
  5. I'm seriously fighting the urge to run over to the display case full of chocolate-covered strawberries in Godiva and devouring them all
  6. @aamccloud I'm reading that too! I've only gotten to page 20 something though. Guess I haven't made it to all the good parts.
  7. Just bought the most perfect orange pencil skirt for game days. I'm beyond excited! #govols
  8. @lezbehonest13 Good! Then I can appropriately play the role of Karen
  9. My friends are going to give me damn laugh lines by the time I'm 30. Hope y'all know y'all are paying for my botox!
  10. Everytime I hear "Sweet Home Alabama" I immediately start singing Tennessee's rendition of it in my head. #suckstosuckifyoudontknowit
  11. @lezbehonest13 "Black Squirrels are very rare, w 1 in 10,000 squirrels being black. When something is rare, people associate it with luck"
  12. @lezbehonest13 haha sorry! it was seriously a joke. I've never heard that at all, i just pulled it out of my ass. googling now #igotyourback
  13. @lezbehonest13 i feel like a black squirrel is a bad omen... #watchout
  14. It's going to take a lot to get me through this day.
  15. @BamaGentleman too bad politics doesn't interest me. the world is now deprived haha
  16. @t0wnley oh my god YES! God I miss vegas haha
  17. @lezbehonest13 ohhhhhhhhh good word! An excellent vocabulary makes my morning a tad brighter
  18. @BamaGentleman not unless I got to them first! Its a possibility haha
  19. Im too tired to go to work. Is that a legitimate excuse?
  20. @BamaGentleman well, that indicates I would survive as a politician all of about five minutes then