Kasey2k4
- @itsonlyzach Um, it seems I am only 18% hetero. I always suspected as much.about 17 hours ago from web in reply to itsonlyzach
- I fear the bird flu has arrived.2:21 PM Jul 15th from web
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SFW, but still incredibly obscene.9:26 PM Jul 14th from web
- Decided at 1am that I needed to compound my drunkenness with 2 pitchers of sangria with Jackie and Kate. Paying for this awful decision now.6:13 AM Jul 11th from web
- @everyonesfault And still much less disgusting than some pink tacos.7:28 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to everyonesfault
- @everyonesfault The bad news is that she never, ever gets to complain about Apple again and I'm making her apologize to Steve Jobs.7:55 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to everyonesfault
- Oh god. I keep finding bird poop surprises. I'm so dying of bird flu.7:16 PM Jul 9th from web
- Anyone know how to get bird blood out of fabrics?12:12 PM Jul 9th from web
- @everyonesfault STEVE HOLT!12:10 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to everyonesfault
- Crisis averted...it flew to a place where I could catch it...but I realized after I let it go that it was bleeding. Poor birdie.12:09 PM Jul 9th from web
- THERE A FRIKING BIRD IN MY APARTMENT GOING CRAZY AHHHHHHHH11:52 AM Jul 9th from web
- @everyonesfault wait...were they being serious, or was it a clever form of revenge for something? Because if it's the latter, I'm impressed8:36 PM Jul 7th from web in reply to everyonesfault
- Watching "Alien" for the first time, preparing to be terrified.11:11 AM Jul 5th from web
- @sutiibu I have to keep telling people because no one believes me, but the biggest fireworks show in the US is in Louisville. Who knew?11:02 AM Jul 5th from web in reply to sutiibu
- @everyonesfault Lily is going to be a painfully awesome kid.10:28 AM Jul 4th from web in reply to everyonesfault
- Dimpling! Watch out, July 4th...I have the key to perfect burger heaven! http://bit.ly/XN0cv10:02 AM Jul 2nd from web
- Good work, Pennsylvania! http://bit.ly/1SGx4H9:56 AM Jul 2nd from web
- @rollertrain re: geekslut-whoa! details, please. I used to read his blog with religious regularity.8:44 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to rollertrain
- @itsonlyzach Yeah, but I was looking for a different kind of cracker. White, bland, and crunchy. Oh...I should have called you after all.6:48 PM Jun 27th from web in reply to itsonlyzach
- Not one useful result from googling "philadelphia cracker delivery service." Thanks, Anne.5:13 PM Jun 27th from web
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