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KaryssaVanity

KinkyUnic0rn_ *1st month" Boy: Baby you have the last slice of pizza. Girl: No you do baby<3 *After 1 year* Girl: Pass that slice to me or no sex tonight. 8:23 AM Apr 28th via Mobile Web Retweeted by KaryssaVanity and 2 others
_AdamLea Pineapple on pizza is disgusting. 8:19 AM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by KaryssaVanity and 18 others
KinkyUnic0rn_ Hakuna Matata > YOLO 8:13 AM Apr 28th via Mobile Web Retweeted by KaryssaVanity and 19 others
KinkyUnic0rn_ Me: "Truth or dare." Friend: "Truth." Me: "Who do you like?" Friend: "Nevermind, dare." Me: "I dare you to tell me who you like." 8:06 AM Apr 28th via Mobile Web Retweeted by KaryssaVanity and 26 others
KinkyUnic0rn_ Me: oh you know I was smoking weed with my friends Mom: I almost belived you but then you said ''with my friends" 8:05 AM Apr 28th via Mobile Web Retweeted by KaryssaVanity and 8 others
wii_zozo How many RT could BVB get? twitter.com/wii_zozo/statu… 7:58 AM Apr 28th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by KaryssaVanity and 35 others
KinkyUnic0rn_ *Couple in shower* Girl: "Just relax, do what you normally do." Guy: "Okay then." Girl: " What the fuck!? Are you peeing!?" 8:02 AM Apr 28th via Mobile Web Retweeted by KaryssaVanity and 3 others
@H0rnyUnic0rn_: Girl: "I'm ugly." Everyone: "Shut up you attention whore." Girl: "I'm pretty." Everyone: "Shut up you conceited bitch." 8:17 AM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPhone
dangerm0use_ manage me, i'm a mess 7:55 AM Apr 28th via web Retweeted by KaryssaVanity and 6 others
@AndySixVeil May I rape you? 8:13 AM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPhone
DahvieBigD haha xD shit man. twitter.com/DahvieDick/sta… 7:56 AM Apr 28th via web Retweeted by KaryssaVanity and 13 others
@AndySixVeil Haii c: 8:11 AM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AndySixVeil
Laughbook It seems like everybody is in a relationship or in love. I’m just here like, "I like that tree. That's a nice tree...” 7:50 AM Apr 28th via TweetDeck Retweeted by KaryssaVanity and 2995 others
DahvieBigD 21 Million Beliebers ... twitter.com/DahvieDick/sta… 7:50 AM Apr 28th via web Retweeted by KaryssaVanity and 22 others
KinkyUnic0rn_ People annoy me (._.) 7:50 AM Apr 28th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by KaryssaVanity and 11 others
AndySixVeil ''If God were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on men, he would kill himself.- Alexander Dumas'' Seriously.. 7:48 AM Apr 28th via web Retweeted by KaryssaVanity
Yo_ItsSpongeBOB #IfICould be your DNA, I'd unzip your genes. ;) 7:26 AM Apr 28th via Mobile Web Retweeted by KaryssaVanity and 241 others
@Mr_nibbles_ What's up? c: 7:59 AM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Stoner_Lover_
BreeCupcake Pickup lines for old people: Grandpa: Hey baby, you better call life alert, cause ive fallen for you and cant get up ;) 7:19 AM Apr 28th via TwitBird Retweeted by KaryssaVanity