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KarlosBatOnFire

  1. @Erica_Ann88 done son! 5:28 PM Feb 2nd via Twitter for Android
  2. HAT ON FIRE adultswim.com/shows/squidbil… #squidhat 8:29 AM Sep 30th, 2011 via Tweet Button
  3. HAT ON FIRE adultswim.com/shows/squidbil… #squidhat 10:02 PM Sep 29th, 2011 via Tweet Button
  4. #nsfw 11:21 AM Aug 9th, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  5. ...I have now sent you several notes of the most amiable nature... 10:48 PM Jul 25th, 2011 via web
  6. @batonfire My news post made the new website. So did this tweet! On a side note, Mamagrams...I give them. 6:06 PM Jul 25th, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  7. @BreeOlson just saw your article in Playboy...thought I would say you suck. Die. 4:35 PM Jul 16th, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to BreeOlson
  8. I'm putting it out in the public arena...I WANT TO PAINT A PORTRAIT OF RYAN CARNEY!!! 9:58 PM Jun 21st, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  9. @GroupTherapy Now, now. Nobody called anybody a J.T. 9:52 PM Jun 21st, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to GroupTherapy
  10. If you spend all of your energy trying to sound exactly like a spicific band, that is more famous than you...your band sucks. Flat out. 9:37 PM Jun 18th, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  11. @meowmistidawn like 8:54 PM Jun 12th, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to meowmistidawn
  12. @tweetmesohard nobody shops at fye anymore! Grow up ; ) 10:36 AM Jun 8th, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to tweetmesohard
  13. @Amber_Raynexxx yeah, fuck you ;) 8:47 PM May 12th, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to Amber_Raynexxx
  14. @Amber_Raynexxx yeah, fuck you! 7:47 PM May 10th, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to Amber_Raynexxx
  15. @tweetmesohard thought you were sober? 8:38 PM May 7th, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to tweetmesohard
  16. @BreeOlson name one of them "Sour Puss" and the other "Dumb Slut Career." That'd be cute. 10:57 AM Apr 28th, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to BreeOlson
  17. @rainnwilson Wufus Rainwright. 10:55 AM Apr 28th, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to rainnwilson
  18. @rainnwilson aren't you that guy from Home Improvment? 9:51 PM Apr 25th, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to rainnwilson