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KarlHumphries

@liam21uk Black, Royal (ish) Blue, Green, Heather Grey (blue ish tint), Swiss Navy (prob no Ha Dou Ken in this) or Warm Red - No White! about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck
@Randomstevom lol none! about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Randomstevom
chillestkid ;) ... That accidental wink that makes what you just wrote to look extremely sexual. about 12 hours ago via Buffer Retweeted by KarlHumphries and 430 others
@Randomstevom Yeah I expect we'll be shite lol about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Randomstevom
@Randomstevom Yeah all sorts - even I don't know what Q's are so me and you are in a team to make up numbers lol about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Randomstevom
@Randomstevom Yes mate, will give you a bell tomorrow and arrange times etc for thurs am about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Randomstevom
@Randomstevom Thanks dude! and yeah but ive gotta use windows for the web stuff i'm doing cos it's on a windows platform about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Randomstevom
@xo_Stacey_xo The cancers being shy in the real world thing lol about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to xo_Stacey_xo
@xo_Stacey_xo I think that applies to males too ;) about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck
@Randomstevom lol alright dude - missed you on chat earlier, was in windows and didnt notice it - hows things about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Randomstevom
...and yes I did fall for it... TWICE! about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck
Just read it and hit RT twitpic.com/9qqxl4 about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck
@Randomstevom Massssaaaaaaaamm lol about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Randomstevom
itsWillyFerrell Women only need 3.5 inches to reach maximum pleasure... It's called a credit card. about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by KarlHumphries and 658 others
RT @TechCrunch: Facebook Has Lost About $35 Billion In Value Since IPO As Shares Dip Below $29 <-- #Giggle #AirPunch about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
@liam21uk Will place the order in a few mins about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to liam21uk
RT @EmmaHumphries: @liam21uk @karlhumphries Karl can drive the shit out of a van! X - Can I ever! about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck
@liam21uk Loving a bit of Ben E King - Stand By Me (Reggae Remix) 6:42 AM May 28th via TweetDeck
Hungry! 5:25 AM May 28th via TweetDeck
richardbranson Look for people who genuinely care about others and who look for the best in people virg.in/cbp #entrepreneur 5:02 AM May 28th via web Retweeted by KarlHumphries and 901 others

Name Karl Humphries
Location Lincolnshire
Web http://www.allyca...
Bio Charity Trustee, Apple Fan, Technology Geek :o/ - If you follow me please also follow @ACTforSMA and learn about a disease that 1 in 40 of us carry!