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KarenMSams

I just got a $3 credit for movies and TV shows @amazonvideo. Click amzn.to/HeZicl to get yours. #get3 12:53 PM Apr 27th via Amazon
@apsies I loathe him. Watching that weirdo Brit punch him in the nose on last week's episode was the highlight of my week. 7:13 PM Apr 22nd via web in reply to apsies
Does anybody like Pete Campbell? If you do, I don't think we can be friends. #madmen 5:50 PM Apr 22nd via TweetDeck
@altonbrown My husband definitely learned to cook watching Good Eats. He could barely make pasta with Ragu, but now he's a fabulous cook. 8:41 AM Apr 12th via TweetDeck in reply to altonbrown
@robotics That is pretty much how I picture it when you tweet about your commute. Then of course you throw your beret in the air & twirl. 7:17 AM Apr 12th via web in reply to robotics
@kaseykakes S is just fine. Someone has to be in lower %. That's how stats work! Bonus: his clothes fit longer & he's easier to carry. :) 6:50 AM Apr 12th via TweetDeck in reply to kaseykakes
I recently started doing the "squishing your head" bit with Judah. Not only does he get the joke, but he'll instagr.am/p/JSppvSwMCl/ 12:41 PM Apr 11th via Instagram
@kaseykakes He's now between 15-20%, so definitely try not to worry. Some babies just don't hit a big growth spurt until later. :) 12:18 PM Apr 11th via web in reply to kaseykakes
@kaseykakes Ohhhh, you have a small baby, too! Since turning 1, J has gained a whopping 4 pounds (HUGE for a baby his age & activity level). 12:17 PM Apr 11th via web in reply to kaseykakes
@amandamalik Have you read any Jon Krakauer? I recommend "Under the Banner of Heaven." It's dark but amazing. 12:15 PM Apr 11th via web in reply to amandamalik
Gandalf the Great instagr.am/p/JSRQmEQMJn/ 9:06 AM Apr 11th via Instagram
I'm not really sure what his plan is, but it appears that he's building something? instagr.am/p/JSN4UHwMIi/ 8:37 AM Apr 11th via Instagram
I'm watching new episodes of Mad Med on my actual TV for $2 thx to Amazon Instant Video on PS3. This has been a public service announcement. 6:00 PM Apr 10th via web
@kaseykakes 9 months?! Where does the time go! 5:10 PM Apr 10th via TweetDeck in reply to kaseykakes
"War Horse"? More like BORE Horse, amirite? #seriouslythough 6:39 PM Apr 7th via web
@Cecilyk TV in the bedroom? Normally I'm not into bedroom TVs, but it might be a lifesaver for you. 9:12 PM Apr 6th via TweetDeck in reply to Cecilyk
This weather is making me nostalgic for fall. Yeah, I said it. 8:43 AM Apr 6th via TweetDeck
If only I could figure out how to teach him to wash dishes ... instagr.am/p/JAn3EPwMF4/ 12:38 PM Apr 4th via Instagram
@kaseykakes They usually stream only the first episode. :( A "season pass" on iTunes is $23. I think that's what we're doing. Good luck! 9:25 PM Apr 2nd via TweetDeck in reply to kaseykakes
LOLGOP Please Note: The GOP will do anything to help a woman have a baby, anything except help her get health care. 6:10 PM Apr 1st via Timely by Demandforce Retweeted by KarenMSams and 108 others

Name Karen M. Sams
Location Louisville, KY
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Bio Blogger http://LivingWellonLess.com. Writer. Judah's mama. Digs nonfiction, politics, good wine, quick wit. Currently collecting stories for bestselling memoir.