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  1. @Missjojosmith well done, that's brill, where were you?
  2. Watching Match of the Day, so great to see Wolves scoring so many goals, this is heightened by the fact they were in their own net
  3. Don't you just wish Jedward's mother had kept her legs closed #xfactor
  4. the knob has just done Prince, is he to be known as the artist formerly known as knob #xfactor
  5. @the_knox yes we did, a magnificent 2-1 ..well maybe not magnificent.every point counts. that's what they say at weightwatchers
  6. If I go up to the flat above and strangle the little fuckers who have bounced up and down for hours will i get away with manslaughter.
  7. yay..2-0, that has almost taken my mind off beige..almost
  8. Come on West brom, take my mind off wearing beige!
  9. Oh and beige shoes too. @hilsbarker god I hate beige. Thanks x
  10. Anyone got a beige suit? Yes I said beige! No am not turning into a business woman, am filming summat
  11. Fab w/e Baby blue. Me "Why are you dressed like that?" "It's hallowe'en" Me "You're dressed as a fucking whoopee cushion!"Only in Liverpool
  12. @JaneyGodley Yeah you're right. at least I don't goosestep!
  13. Ohhh she said, we could be twins...no no no no NO
  14. Why do nutters share the same birthday as me. Gig last night, a woman who screamed and shouted out all night. Same birthday as me.
  15. @SarahMillican75 Everyone is too fat for french connection, they should just do a range of shoes, hats and bags!
  16. @SarahMillican75 Know exactly what you mean. Especially when i used to be in them and could hear the orchestra warming up..enjoy x
  17. Lovely day in the park,dragged Janice Phayre from a "friendly" fisherman, who had nicked a rod from nearby kid and had stalker potential
  18. Amazing night on The Boat, Craig Hill, Jack Whitehall, Tommy Tiernan, and ermm me..fabulous time had by all
  19. Was planning an early night for once, but people kept phoning...finally, goodnight x
  20. @SusanCalman shock him! When am I going to see you again? x