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  1. @Jason_Manford fuck it, when we win 4-0 I'm going to risk it! Next season i may be football mute again! about 2 hours ago from web
  2. Maybe I should stop talking about football, as I seem to lose followers when I do, wonder whether @Jason_Manford does? about 3 hours ago from web
  3. 3-0 so far..that'll do, maybe it's a lucky digital radio about 3 hours ago from web
  4. All I need now is them to score all the time! about 4 hours ago from web
  5. Late birthday present from my brother and sister in law is ace. Digital radio means I can listen to west brom games all the time about 4 hours ago from web
  6. Laods of lawyers came up to me afterwards and said "we can't wait until we're in court with him again." I said "Take a spotlight!" about 20 hours ago from web
  7. Corporate gig- all lawyers,v proud cos I found out that a big judge in Brum likes sex with the lights on.. about 20 hours ago from web
  8. @jojosutherland sorry love it really was a fying visit..train up, gig, train down. blink and you'de've missed me about 20 hours ago from web
  9. @okse about 120 miles..use your sat nav, or mapquest, stop being so bloody lazy! 5:02 PM Nov 26th from web
  10. So desperately wanted to go for a poo in posh restaurant but didn't want any of audience pointing at me saying " it was her!" 5:01 PM Nov 26th from web
  11. Tough gig, posh restaurant plus comedy..not good!at least I met up with my friend Dave who I used to ski rep with.we're go skiing again yay! 4:57 PM Nov 26th from web
  12. finally in edinburgh after nightmare journey, staying with me lovely mate Dave, such a boring tweet 10:55 AM Nov 26th from web
  13. just realised, I need oil more than my car does 2:35 AM Nov 26th from web
  14. Edinburgh on train, I don't think I've ever been more pleased not to drive..getting old ,done 1000 miles since sunday and my hip is fucked 2:27 AM Nov 26th from web
  15. @mrchrisaddison Listen to the Richard bacon when driving, he never stops talking about theThick of it..he'll no doubt interrogate you 10:29 AM Nov 19th from web
  16. off to that there London, filming tomorrow..rather nervous, just hope I can remember my lines! 12:16 PM Nov 16th from web
  17. @The_Tiffers Definitely consentual !! I'd left my rohypnol at home! 11:33 AM Nov 16th from web
  18. @Jason_Manford Thank-you Only wish that was true. He did all the chasing.Bet Glitter used that defense too! 11:31 AM Nov 16th from web
  19. @SquatterMadras Yes you've seen through me, I had to pacify him with crayons 11:28 AM Nov 16th from web
  20. Is it wrong to snog your nephew's friend at a party? Said nephew is 21. still feel like Ms Glitter tho.. 8:45 AM Nov 16th from web