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  1. @injculbard It's the bloody ads. Everytime they start up, the thing has to load from scratch. Basically, we've been spoilt by the iPlayer. 23 minutes ago from web in reply to injculbard
  2. @alister667 Well, I have to go to work first thing. Meet me there 9:30 for the keys? 25 minutes ago from web in reply to alister667
  3. @switzke You say that, but every time I see Simon Cowell's face, I hear "Cunts Are Still Running The World" by Jarvis Cocker, in my head. about 1 hour ago from web in reply to switzke
  4. No Country For Old Mice. about 1 hour ago from web
  5. Killed the shit out of that mouse, first time. Baited the trap with Nuttella. Big bugger it was, too. about 1 hour ago from web
  6. @alister667 Okay. Paid in cheese it is! about 1 hour ago from web in reply to alister667
  7. @pauljholden And do the dance from THRILLER at the same time. about 21 hours ago from web in reply to pauljholden
  8. @alister667 Cool. Dunno what time he'll arrive, and Bob & Glenda can't do it. Pay you in ale? about 22 hours ago from web in reply to alister667
  9. @Rich_Fulcher Be as filthy as possible. They will. about 22 hours ago from web in reply to Rich_Fulcher
  10. @theronster When you make a comment like that, please post links! 4:17 AM Dec 14th from web in reply to theronster
  11. So, out to buy rat trap, nutella, and a gun. And a smoke alarm. 4:16 AM Dec 14th from web
  12. Last night, something left TEETH MARKS THE SIZE OF A CHILD'S MOUTH in a loaf of bread in the adjacent drawer. Uh ohs! 4:15 AM Dec 14th from web
  13. Weeks ago, plumber told me to fill a big hole. Didn't bother... 4:14 AM Dec 14th from web
  14. @theronster Wax cylinder 7:22 AM Dec 12th from web in reply to theronster
  15. You'll thank me for it later, you horrible pukes. 2:16 AM Dec 12th from web
  16. Today people, I'm going to lecture all your stinking miserable children about the neccessity of saying "please" and "thank you". 2:15 AM Dec 12th from web
  17. @switzke Yeah, read it. Hammett has a good way with a sentence and a pun. It's also the structure of BRICK. 1:42 AM Dec 12th from web in reply to switzke
  18. @pauljholden You can say that, but if Iris Robinson did, she'd be the worst in the world. 7:00 AM Dec 11th from web in reply to pauljholden
  19. @injculbard In Norn Iron, we have Protestant Atheists and Catholic Atheists. 6:58 AM Dec 11th from web in reply to injculbard
  20. Looks like I've bonded with a customer thanks to a chat about Conrad's NOSTROMO. High brow high five! 2:30 AM Dec 10th from web