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  1. Jaysis. This is the longest Monday since records began.
  2. 5 amp fuse. 5 amp fuse. 5 amp fuse. 5 amp fuse. 5 amp fuse. 5 amp fuse. 5 amp fuse. 5 amp fuse. 5 amp fuse. 5 amp fuse. 5 amp fuse.
  3. @charltonbrooker Stop moaning about it- just solicit people to do obscene ones, then find somewhere nice and public to post them.
  4. Moscow check on that steak I left braising.
  5. Looking at guitar amp demos on YouTube. I cannot afford any more amps. Not even a little one. THAT MEANS YOU, VOX AC4!
  6. @pauljholden Can I see it and go "Holy Shit!", too?
  7. Hold the fucking phone - David Haye won?!
  8. @brendonconnelly "I'm sitting so close I could probably get it in her hair".
  9. I'm now the proud owner of my first dish washer. I've given it a name. Robo-Glenda 5000.
  10. Bit more tiling, and a bit of sparking, shift some furniture, and then I'll be ready to move in fully. Took long enough.
  11. Had plumber, carpet fitter, blind fitter, and tiler in simultaneously today. Floors sanded/polished/varnished yeaterday.
  12. That's me done accidentally pissing people off for another while. I'll start all over again in a few hours, I'm sure.
  13. @Twulfster You've came a long way, baby. But you was good even then.
  14. Showing old friends new house turned into 3 bottles of wine. Ooooh. Stoned.
  15. Or burning effigies. We do that at the drop of a hat anyway.
  16. Last thing we need is more incitement to blow shit up.
  17. and happy 5th of November to you, @fpinternational -- a day we don't celebrate in Northern Ireland, for fairly obvious reasons.
  18. @SelfMadeHero Good men - I don't need a copy, cus I've got the French edition right here. But thanks for not offering!
  19. Hey, @AdamDMurray I blame Eamon de Valera #spotifyshame
  20. @davidwynne Yes - Jon Pertwee's scrotum.