Kardwell
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@ It's the bloody ads. Everytime they start up, the thing has to load from scratch. Basically, we've been spoilt by the iPlayer.
23 minutes ago
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in reply to injculbard
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@ Well, I have to go to work first thing. Meet me there 9:30 for the keys?
25 minutes ago
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in reply to alister667
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@ You say that, but every time I see Simon Cowell's face, I hear "Cunts Are Still Running The World" by Jarvis Cocker, in my head.
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to switzke
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No Country For Old Mice.
about 1 hour ago
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Killed the shit out of that mouse, first time. Baited the trap with Nuttella. Big bugger it was, too.
about 1 hour ago
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@ Okay. Paid in cheese it is!
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to alister667
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@ And do the dance from THRILLER at the same time.
about 21 hours ago
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in reply to pauljholden
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@ Cool. Dunno what time he'll arrive, and Bob & Glenda can't do it. Pay you in ale?
about 22 hours ago
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in reply to alister667
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@ Be as filthy as possible. They will.
about 22 hours ago
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in reply to Rich_Fulcher
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@ When you make a comment like that, please post links!
4:17 AM Dec 14th
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in reply to theronster
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So, out to buy rat trap, nutella, and a gun. And a smoke alarm.
4:16 AM Dec 14th
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Last night, something left TEETH MARKS THE SIZE OF A CHILD'S MOUTH in a loaf of bread in the adjacent drawer. Uh ohs!
4:15 AM Dec 14th
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Weeks ago, plumber told me to fill a big hole. Didn't bother...
4:14 AM Dec 14th
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@ Wax cylinder
7:22 AM Dec 12th
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in reply to theronster
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You'll thank me for it later, you horrible pukes.
2:16 AM Dec 12th
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Today people, I'm going to lecture all your stinking miserable children about the neccessity of saying "please" and "thank you".
2:15 AM Dec 12th
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@ Yeah, read it. Hammett has a good way with a sentence and a pun. It's also the structure of BRICK.
1:42 AM Dec 12th
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in reply to switzke
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@ You can say that, but if Iris Robinson did, she'd be the worst in the world.
7:00 AM Dec 11th
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in reply to pauljholden
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@ In Norn Iron, we have Protestant Atheists and Catholic Atheists.
6:58 AM Dec 11th
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in reply to injculbard
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Looks like I've bonded with a customer thanks to a chat about Conrad's NOSTROMO. High brow high five!
2:30 AM Dec 10th
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