Get short, timely messages from Kara Schomaker.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @KaraSaysRelax.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow KaraSaysRelax to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Country	Code	For customers of
Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Australia	0198089488 Telstra
Canada	21212 (any)
United Kingdom	86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia	89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland	51210 O2
India	53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan	90903 Zain
New Zealand	8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States	40404 (any)

KaraSaysRelax

@vampirestalkers The script picture you posted. :) about 1 hour ago via Seesmic in reply to vampirestalkers
@vampirestalkers Yours looks so much nicer than mine. Mine doesn't have notes under each signature. about 2 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to vampirestalkers
FoxNews Cops probe similarities of missing Louisiana student case to case of student who disappeared in Indiana in 2011 fxn.ws/Kpy4Pg about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by KaraSaysRelax and 36 others
Sammy4Liberty #Resist44 American Sovereignty not UN Globalist Agenda about 15 hours ago via web Retweeted by KaraSaysRelax and 4 others
noleftwing #RESIST44 because 1984 does not end well about 15 hours ago via web Retweeted by KaraSaysRelax and 23 others
keder I don't want a government that gives me free stuff. I want a government that lives within its means and respects my freedom. #Resist44 about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by KaraSaysRelax and 80 others
There is a wolf spider the size of a dinner plate in my laundry room. #killitwithfire about 17 hours ago via Seesmic
@dovostei Dj and I would love to get the girls together for a playdate. Let us know if that would work for you. :) about 19 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to dovostei
@cadlymack Excellent. If you like it, you can extend the life of it by mixing in a little 10 vol developer from a beauty supply store. about 19 hours ago via Seesmic in reply to cadlymack
Spoke too soon. Just had 2 people text wanting haircuts tonight. Time to make the doughnuts. about 19 hours ago via Seesmic
Finishing up a well deserved weekend of being lazy. Back to battling the ever present laundry monster tomorrow. about 19 hours ago via Seesmic
@cadlymack It'll come out with Tide and hot water. Just wash your hair with regular shampoo and conditioner after, so it doesn't feel yucky. 9:39 PM May 27th via Seesmic in reply to cadlymack
@NotBranden Sculpt that bbq in your likeness, of course. 6:01 PM May 27th via Seesmic in reply to NotBranden
@AbbyGraham Please send it my way. I'm sweating my makeup off. Ugh. 11:13 AM May 26th via Seesmic in reply to AbbyGraham
thesulk Love isn't a battlefield. It's a murder-suicide. 5:28 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by KaraSaysRelax and 652 others
@mak75231 Sorry, girl. Give it a day or two and you'll be whining with the rest of us about invites and wishlists. 6:38 PM May 23rd via web in reply to mak75231
1Marchella #YouMightBeARonPaulSupporterIf you want to get out of the UN and you don't want America to lose its sovereignty. 10:37 PM May 20th via web Retweeted by KaraSaysRelax and 24 others
MaxMarzell #YouMightBeARonPaulSupporterIf you're a fan of @Fox19BenSwann for his truly fair and balanced journalism. 10:51 PM May 20th via web Retweeted by KaraSaysRelax and 3 others
Jacob4Freedom #YouMightBeARonPaulSupporterIf you have an equal amount of contempt for George W. Bush, Barack Obama, Ben Bernanke, & the MSM. 11:08 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by KaraSaysRelax and 3 others
Family Day has worn me the hell out. Bedtime, kiddos. 6:55 PM May 20th via Seesmic