KaosMagnum
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Wow, this patch of carpet smells like AWESOME!!!1! roll roll rub rub rub lick lick roll roll rub lick pulheadoff pullheadoff Ok, done.
12:58 PM Dec 11th
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Where the heck is whatshisname? I need my ears rubbed. Business trip? I didn't authorize that. Ok fine, your chin scritches will do for now.
6:31 AM Dec 8th
from web
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I have just discovered that Advil Liqui-gels smell like awesome. Staff won't let me eat them or even lick them though. :(
10:45 AM Dec 5th
from web
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Your lap appears to be suffering from a severe lack of me. Lucky for you, I have the cure. Make room for doctor Kaos. I recommend petting.
4:13 PM Dec 4th
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How exactly do you expect to get your work done on an empty lap? Let me help you with that. Ahhh, you see, that's better already. Proceed.
9:19 AM Dec 4th
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A mouse in a crinkly bag = best toy ever!
8:23 AM Dec 4th
from Echofon
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zzzzz snore snore snore snore zzzz snore twitch twitch snore snore snore twitch snore twitch snore snore twitch snore snore snore snore zzzz
11:22 AM Dec 2nd
from web
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Book? I don't see any books around here. You must have lost it. What's homework anyway?
9:37 AM Dec 2nd
from Echofon
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It's all white outside, just like me. And staff is staying home with me all day. I approve of this snow thing.
6:41 AM Dec 2nd
from Echofon
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I managed to sneak some (lactose-free) milk out of staff lady's glass. She was not pleased. Now I'm bathing on her lap. I win.
2:23 PM Dec 1st
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I hear it's Turkeygiving Day. So, where's my turkey? And I don't mean the canned stuff you put in my bowl either. I want the good stuff.
8:48 AM Nov 26th
from web
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I love my zebra nap pad on the couch.
1:06 PM Nov 25th
from Echofon
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I give this Caturday a D. Lap quality = acceptable. Petting = fair. Platyime = poor. Treats = poor. Errands = Good. Obedience = poor.
5:27 PM Nov 21st
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Good morning lap. What's this New Moon thing you're talking about? You want me to relinquish my lap so you can go see a movie?! Haha... no.
7:50 AM Nov 20th
from Echofon
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Why did you try to close that door? Privacy?! While you're using your litter bowl? Pfft, you don't get privacy. Kaos supervises everything.
6:47 AM Nov 19th
from web
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Please do not disturb the purring cat in your lap. Chin scritches only. Getting ready for work must wait until the cat is done with you.
6:32 AM Nov 18th
from web
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Ah, Caturday, how I love thee. Zzzzzzzzz
12:21 PM Nov 14th
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Hello lap, haven't seen you in awhile. It's been 2 whole hours since last we met. I've missed you so. Would you mind if I nap on you now?
12:55 PM Nov 13th
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I give this Caturday a B+. Lap and petting were good for most of the day. Playtime was acceptable. Points deducted for unauthorized errands.
7:32 PM Nov 7th
from web
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What's with these people sleeping in MY bed? I was here first, find your own.
10:19 AM Nov 6th
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- Name Kaos Mangrum
- Location TX
- Bio I'm a cat. And the proud owner of jMagnum and aMagnum.
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