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KankyPants

  1. Single, fabulous and fucked.
  2. Her codename was Copperhead. Mine, Black Mamba.
  3. Collar bones are sexual. instagr.am/p/LJY4K8Io1M/
  4. I want to live in a brownstone on the Upper East Side.
  5. I want to go on a spontaneous trip like Zooey Deschanel and Jim Carrey in Yes Man, even if it is just to Lincoln, Nebraska.
  6. I've never seen a pregnant Asian.
  7. People who tweet about humanitarian issues but have a bio about sex, tea and pussy. Contradiction? I think so.
  8. New Paloma Faith album? TO iTUNES!
  9. So glad I wasn't around in the 70's, the clothes and haircuts would make your eyes bleed!
  10. Am I the only person in the UK who isn't creaming their pants over the fact that it's been sunny?
  11. British reality television makes the Kardashians look like aristocrats.
  12. I'm all for self love but I'd love to have really protruding cheekbones.
  13. I'm too technologically institutionalised. Without TV or my iPhone, I'd be a trainwreck!
  14. People who ask questions while I'm watching TV? Fuck off!
  15. Stanley Tucci makes such a good paedophile in The Lovely Bones.
  16. Men In Black looks really tacky.
  17. There were so many Scottish one hit wonders in the 80's. instagr.am/p/LJI6ohoo7I/
  18. If Scotland was to become independent, would we participate in Eurovision? And who would we send? Katy Wilson?!
  19. @sheld0ncooper Cobalt blue.