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KankyPants

  1. Single, fabulous and fucked. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Her codename was Copperhead. Mine, Black Mamba. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Collar bones are sexual. instagr.am/p/LJY4K8Io1M/ about 11 hours ago via Instagram
  4. I want to live in a brownstone on the Upper East Side. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. I want to go on a spontaneous trip like Zooey Deschanel and Jim Carrey in Yes Man, even if it is just to Lincoln, Nebraska. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. I've never seen a pregnant Asian. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. People who tweet about humanitarian issues but have a bio about sex, tea and pussy. Contradiction? I think so. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. New Paloma Faith album? TO iTUNES! about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  9. So glad I wasn't around in the 70's, the clothes and haircuts would make your eyes bleed! about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Am I the only person in the UK who isn't creaming their pants over the fact that it's been sunny? about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  11. British reality television makes the Kardashians look like aristocrats. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  12. I'm all for self love but I'd love to have really protruding cheekbones. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  13. I'm too technologically institutionalised. Without TV or my iPhone, I'd be a trainwreck! about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  14. People who ask questions while I'm watching TV? Fuck off! about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  15. Stanley Tucci makes such a good paedophile in The Lovely Bones. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Men In Black looks really tacky. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  17. There were so many Scottish one hit wonders in the 80's. instagr.am/p/LJI6ohoo7I/ about 13 hours ago via Instagram
  18. If Scotland was to become independent, would we participate in Eurovision? And who would we send? Katy Wilson?! about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  19. @sheld0ncooper Cobalt blue. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sheld0ncooper