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Kaneshow

  1. There's real world time, then Natasha time. I wish they were closer in sync.
  2. 60% of women would rather go to work than worry about dealing with Thanksgiving and annoying family? That sounds high.
  3. Shakira just gets hotter and hotter. I'd like her to come over and have Thanksgiving on my face.
  4. OMG Ever heard of a 'first period cake'? I guess they're becoming all the rage as moms celebrate their daughters trip to womanhood. Gross?
  5. Drinking and watching Pop Up Video on the DVR. I miss this show!
  6. I have to LOL at critics who think Judge Judy is going to replace Oprah. You don't/can't replace her. Feel bad for whomever gets that job.
  7. http://twitpic.com/qdo7h - She's got the life!
  8. I need to get upstairs and shower, but wifey is having a heated conversation with her mom on the phone. I'm smarter than to walk into that.
  9. Where are you right now? Either type it or snap a twitpic.
  10. Wait, parents are really keeping their kids out of school today because they saw Twilight last night or are going to see it today? #FAIL
  11. Foaming pipe snake.
  12. Would you wear a C-string? Not a G-string. Look at this and tell me if you'd ever wear one: https://www.cstringdirect.com/
  13. Retailers worried they'll run out of STROLLERS FOR CATS this holiday season. Apparently it's a hot gift item!? WTF: http://snipurl.com/tbiub
  14. New pet peeve: when I'm meeting w/ sales people about cutting a client commercial and they say 'try not to make it sound like a commercial'
  15. One week from now I'm going to be in some sort of food coma.
  16. http://twitpic.com/q3rzu - Omg. This is not funny.
  17. RT @caltort @kaneshow we know your fans are pumped for twilight tonight but helllooo it's free turkey chili day
  18. Group named 'Santa America' wants a federal law passed that allows mall Santa's to get priority H1N1 shots and treatment. Good/bad idea?
  19. I don't get it, really. I try, but I just can't understand the attraction women have with Johnny Depp.
  20. Can't stop listening 2 Notorious BIG this week. Ready To Die, Conspiracy & Life After Death in the cd changer in the car. RIP #babybaby