Kalshassan
- Dieting? Don't go to West Germany "the home of bread and fried pork" #bigfatmunterabout 1 hour ago from TwitterFon
- It's not their chat or body language that tells me they're a couple, but the complimenting pastel polo shirts and wind kagouls.about 2 hours ago from TwitterFon
- I'm not a doctor, but I can't help thinkinng that six hours sleep in seventytwo might account for how I feel.about 3 hours ago from TwitterFon
- @suffolkecosse thankyou :)9:16 PM Jul 1st from TwitterFon in reply to suffolkecosse
- @wannabehippie stopping someone breastfeeding, it's a statutory criminal offence over here.9:16 PM Jul 1st from TwitterFon in reply to wannabehippie
- @wannabehippie hah! Over here doing that carries a stiff fine10:12 AM Jul 1st from TwitterFon
- @krishgm wee-ell...ok. If you could slip a bit of LOLspeak into the news, that would be awesome. Maybe "Iran pwned" or "duck island FTW"?2:46 AM Jul 1st from TwitterFon in reply to krishgm
- @krishgm KGM, did you just say "pls"? Hang thy head in shame, what's next? Introducing news items with "OMG"?2:14 AM Jul 1st from TwitterFon
- Sweating like Yogi Bear in a crèche...and by Yogi Bear, I clearly mean a paedophile.2:08 AM Jul 1st from TwitterFon
- @BluntBloke hello mate, yes, buggered my shoulder in an rta.2:08 AM Jul 1st from TwitterFon
- Listening to Adam and Joe from a fortnight ago, they were professing MJs death! Conspiracy!1:06 AM Jul 1st from TwitterFon
- Just had a total bubble in doctors office. Deary me.8:34 AM Jun 30th from TwitterFon
- @Sewmouse really? That would be awesome :D I like blacks, blues, charcoal, purples :)2:53 AM Jun 30th from TweetDeck in reply to Sewmouse
- @pcwizme I take a lot of photos...I could make a dent in that debt :)12:36 PM Jun 29th from TwitterFon in reply to pcwizme
- Dear Jessops - yes, it's my fault, yes I made a boo-boo. D'you fancy showing some customer care and retaining me as a customer? No? Shame.8:48 AM Jun 29th from TweetDeck
- Twittering "OK, Kal, stop fucking about and edit the fucking photos," when I should really be heeding my tweet and editting the fucking pics4:20 AM Jun 29th from TweetDeck
- @mathie It's the one with the best title ever "PS. You Rock My World."4:12 AM Jun 29th from TweetDeck in reply to mathie
- I was at a funeral the day I realised I wanted to spend my life with you...4:01 AM Jun 29th from TweetDeck
- Anyone else suspect ryanair is actually a socioeconomic experiment to see how much bullshit the public will endure? ://bit.ly/qBQFl1:33 AM Jun 29th from TwitterFon
- @jocope also? Kidneys? Dead good place to punch your mates on a night out, far funnier than old school dead arms :D1:30 AM Jun 29th from TwitterFon
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