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Kalicite

  1. First time I've seen a vendor selling baseball hats and lip balm @ #TargetField #HotandSunny #Twins
  2. @marcmaron not trying to make broad sexist generalizations but, you could use the time to empty the dishwasher or take out the garbage.
  3. @TwinsGeek shhhhhhh! @DeepCDog might hear you.
  4. Just like a shark RT @TwinsGeek We suspected it. Now we know. Prince Fielder is physically incapable of switching ... tmi.me/qCSsr
  5. yes, the bear has won me over. #twins #targetfield twitter.com/Kalicite/statu…
  6. I believe he was one of Pip's school chums MT @TwinsGeek Nobody names their kid Quintin Berry. Maybe in England. #Tigers
  7. @TwinsGeek MT @JosephScrimshaw Today is the anniversary of the release of #StarWars. Here it is told in tweets. bit.ly/GToD7j
  8. Having strangely stressful dreams lately. Woke up this morning relieved to not be pregnant.
  9. "You know....he's the Lutheran version of nebbishy" I can't believe I haven't used that line a million times.
  10. I am constantly amazed by the sheer number of white people who can't dance. #whyslamdancingexists
  11. I've been to 7 #Twins games - only 2 wins. My next one is free, right?
  12. Purgatory for White Sox fans? RT @samsteinhp Dante should have covered O'Hare
  13. @DeepCDog almost caught a ball. I was the one in the white tee shirt ducking behind him. #Twins #Iamawuss
  14. Mastroianni will provide some fun this season. #Twins
  15. Head-first Slide! Atta' boy Mastroianni! #Twins
  16. As a very drunk woman yells @ Bautista, friend next to me states "I'm from Philly and I'm embarrassed by that.'
  17. I'm going on record: I'm con on extremely drunk women in Victoria's Secret t-shirts and oversized sunglasses. #Twins
  18. @TwinsGeek I told you this new "Just Stop Swinging" strategy would pay off. #Twins
  19. Grainbelt Guy! I'm down here with cash in hand! WHERE ARE YOU? #Twins
  20. One plus on the #Twins loosing record - fewer attempts to start "The Wave".