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Kal

  1. When nature says you can't have more than two at once. DON'T HAVE MORE THAN TWO AT ONCE!!!
  2. Hanging out in south burbs with a lovely lovely guy. Even tho he let me eat leaves and dutch ovened me several times this morning.
  3. Not feeling political today, a little bit hungry though.
  4. world and music will never be the same..
  5. ...
  6. RIP King of Pop. You never belonged on this planet from the begining.
  7. The only unbareable thing is that NOTHING is unbareable.
  8. In case your twitter followees have not told you yet, Ed McMahon is dead.
  9. @ericaceous you speak lots about the weather, like a true Midwestern :)
  10. “When liberty comes with hands dabbled in blood it is hard to shake hands with her.” Oscar Wild
  11. It got really hard for about 2 minutes......... The rain did...
  12. @neilhimself domo hotel in Japan town
  13. Boob farts, and weiner pulses make the best of Sunday mornings YAY!
  14. Singing. ****Throw some change in the cup, I need to get fucked up........tooonight*****
  15. Always gets stuck with the stooopid trainee
  16. Rockhurst university professer chewing my ear out. With useless shit I already know.
  17. Light bulb moment: Why am I following a bunch of strangers?
  18. Hello world. What is a "purple nurple" ?
  19. Just saw an add for an exhibit of TITANIC artifacts that read: "come aboard" ... I say can I bring my own lifeboat this time?
  20. Is there a drink called "soccer dad"? no? There needs to be a drink called "soccer dad" not sure what tho but gotta be sexy and a little fat