KaiWayne
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How's this for an ad campaign? "MACAROONEY CHEESE: Dead tasty like mummy, really thick like daddy".
33 minutes ago
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A la Beckhams, I want to market the McLoughlin/Rooney brand. So I'm launching a new luxury pasta called MacaRooney. (Must talk to Brazen).
35 minutes ago
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Rio has come round to talk to daddy abut the Ferdinand And Rooney Trust launch. Rio says, "Seriously Kai, FART is gonna blow people away."
about 23 hours ago
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Come on, I need Kanu to complete my Portsmouth pages. I'll give you two Phil Nevilles and a Danny Shittu for a Nwankwo. Any offers?
about 24 hours ago
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Other stickers - the inevitable Phil Neville (now have an entire squad of Phils) and a second Danny Shittu. Anyone want to swap my Shittu?
about 24 hours ago
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Just opening today's football sticker packs. At last, a big name! Jan Venegoor of Hesselink.
about 24 hours ago
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Watching The Chronicles of Nani: The Lying, The Bitch and The Wardrobe Fergie's going to lock him in if he doesn't shut up moaning.
2:04 AM Nov 23rd
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Sir Alex thinks Darren will be voted Scottish Footballer of the Year; but then, Archie Gemmill will be 2nd and one of the Proclaimers 3rd.
1:04 AM Nov 23rd
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Sir Alex is here asking me about Saturday's game. Yes, I did see Darren's goal, yes excellent, definitely man of the match, lovely legs yes.
1:03 AM Nov 23rd
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3 weeks old today and tipping the 3 stone mark. Already resembling a young Neville Southall.
12:30 AM Nov 23rd
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Mummy, what's worse, me crying my arse off all hours of the night, or this shit?
12:48 PM Nov 22nd
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Daddy says, We all know that John & Edward can't sing, but at least they don't look stupid.
12:37 PM Nov 22nd
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Mummy, why did that Mariah lady poo herself while she was singing?
12:31 PM Nov 22nd
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Mummy, is Susan Boyle related to Craig Bellamy?
12:21 PM Nov 22nd
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Ah that nice girl won, daddy is such a softy. Just like when he trod gently on Carvalho's winkle at the last World Cup.
10:58 AM Nov 22nd
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Watching daddy's program. Not sure about his beard. His head would look the same now whichever way up it was.
10:40 AM Nov 22nd
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There is an extraordinary PLIE versus PELE debate taking place between daddy and Tarquin.
6:38 AM Nov 22nd
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Who's Mike Summerbee?
6:02 AM Nov 22nd
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Daddy is suggesting to Tarquin that we all watch Escape to Victory. He says that some of the world's greatest footballers appear in it.
6:01 AM Nov 22nd
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Tarquin is asking daddy to help demonstrate a pas de chat for me. Daddy said he'd already had one earlier.
5:59 AM Nov 22nd
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- Name Kai Wayne Rooney
- Bio Baby, Son of Wozza and Colin, Youngest Twitter Scribe in the World. I'm just behind daddy in the official team photo on the left.
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