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mpdwaw
12:14 PM Jan 22nd
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I miss kimmet
2:49 AM Dec 17th, 2008
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Watching a bunch of 13 yo mcdonalds employees try to make a latte...disasterious
3:53 PM Nov 19th, 2008
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laundry. sleep. work. dishes. repeat. long overdue for a vacy
6:07 PM Nov 18th, 2008
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channeling immense joy from my new hot pink knit booties. yes, they have little pom-pom balls. and no, you may not make fun of me.
10:55 AM Nov 10th, 2008
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I'm "like woah"!
7:15 PM Oct 30th, 2008
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Snow flurries...you've got to be kidding me!
4:25 AM Oct 27th, 2008
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Sure sign my diet was screwed: Dinner involved the word cake. Twice. Lemon blueberry cheesecake sour cream pancakes. Smothered in syrup. Yum
6:10 PM Oct 22nd, 2008
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Does wearing 4" heels and taking a 4lb dog to a softball game make you a floozy? If not, the 14 beers I'm going to consume sure will.
1:35 PM Oct 20th, 2008
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hate it when people give unsolicited, non-constructive criticism
10:54 PM Oct 17th, 2008
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Give my place some love:
9:51 AM Oct 16th, 2008
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back home. go bless my couch.
7:34 AM Oct 15th, 2008
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should head out to the parentals. am dreading it more than anything ever. would rather go to a job interview. naked. hungover. hairy.
4:52 PM Oct 13th, 2008
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Why Whatever Martha is my new favorite show: (Referring to blowjobs) "Eww, does Martha do that?!?" "I dunno - she's your mom!" GENIUS!
10:29 AM Oct 9th, 2008
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thank god for IUD's and sauvignon blanc
9:24 AM Oct 9th, 2008
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rainy day. makes me want to crawl back into bed. and pull up the covers. but i need company. ka r u out there???
7:40 AM Oct 8th, 2008
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already feeling a bit overwhelmed by the fall cure ... need to suck it up and start filling my outbox
2:16 PM Oct 7th, 2008
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hating poison ivy...and planning a genocide of all those not allergic to it.
SOOOO NOT FAIR!
5:05 PM Oct 6th, 2008
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Watching our dog Roxie lack personal space awareness.
7:28 PM Oct 1st, 2008
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Is ignoring my husband's whack requests for food via his facebook away message. Maybe I'd take him serious is it was twittered.
7:25 PM Oct 1st, 2008
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