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KaWord

  1. mpdwaw
  2. I miss kimmet
  3. Watching a bunch of 13 yo mcdonalds employees try to make a latte...disasterious
  4. laundry. sleep. work. dishes. repeat. long overdue for a vacy
  5. channeling immense joy from my new hot pink knit booties. yes, they have little pom-pom balls. and no, you may not make fun of me.
  6. I'm "like woah"!
  7. Snow flurries...you've got to be kidding me!
  8. Sure sign my diet was screwed: Dinner involved the word cake. Twice. Lemon blueberry cheesecake sour cream pancakes. Smothered in syrup. Yum
  9. Does wearing 4" heels and taking a 4lb dog to a softball game make you a floozy? If not, the 14 beers I'm going to consume sure will.
  10. hate it when people give unsolicited, non-constructive criticism
  11. Give my place some love: http://tinyurl.com/4ffuf6
  12. back home. go bless my couch.
  13. should head out to the parentals. am dreading it more than anything ever. would rather go to a job interview. naked. hungover. hairy.
  14. Why Whatever Martha is my new favorite show: (Referring to blowjobs) "Eww, does Martha do that?!?" "I dunno - she's your mom!" GENIUS!
  15. thank god for IUD's and sauvignon blanc
  16. rainy day. makes me want to crawl back into bed. and pull up the covers. but i need company. ka r u out there???
  17. already feeling a bit overwhelmed by the fall cure ... need to suck it up and start filling my outbox
  18. hating poison ivy...and planning a genocide of all those not allergic to it. SOOOO NOT FAIR!
  19. Watching our dog Roxie lack personal space awareness.
  20. Is ignoring my husband's whack requests for food via his facebook away message. Maybe I'd take him serious is it was twittered.