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KRTS

  1. This patio needs an enema.
  2. It's ok, I found the keys... instagr.am/p/LGa4LfysOs/
  3. Man-mosa’s
  4. Have you voted? polldaddy.com/poll/6258874/ #lols
  5. Hipster Dictators: blog.thaeger.com/2012/03/07/hip…
  6. “I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.” ~ Poe
  7. @breathingdakota @mluker can throw 'em too! i.imgur.com/WEqAc.gif
  8. @mluker Nice work Lumber-Luker!
  9. I hope my chainsaw starts... instagr.am/p/LBvGRIysFv/
  10. OH: "It can be too late for Huey Lewis & The News, but never too early."
  11. OH: "I don't like eggs in things."
  12. Old, meet New. instagr.am/p/K_Mb_0SsKJ/
  13. @wwwrichwieberco Suntour hub n' guts on an @odysseybmx Seven K-A rim.
  14. Stoked. New custom coaster wheel has been shipped. Can't wait to put that thing together this weekend!
  15. Funny that @target doesn't carry a hoodie by @shopthewebster for @webster target.com/sb/The-Shops-a…
  16. TN Man “Fathers” 30 Kids But Can’t Support Any: on.wreg.com/scJPbJJ
  17. Lazy Sunday 2 instagr.am/p/K2z2VlSsLZ/
  18. I just liked "SketchSynth" on Vimeo: vimeo.com/42053193
  19. Turkey Derpstep: youtu.be/WIv-qsH40m0 cc: @karbassi