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- @mattfraction Thanks, Matt. How'd you know I'm short?8:55 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to mattfraction
- @james_gunn Putting on a pair of brand new socks is the most underrated luxury of all time.1:35 PM Feb 25th from TweetDeck in reply to james_gunn
- ♫ http://blip.fm/~2gfeq12:23 PM Feb 25th from Blip.fm
- Someone call a surgeon. Jeff Bezos needs his obnoxious laugh yanked out before it gives me nightmares about sadistic billionaire clowns.8:54 PM Feb 23rd from TweetDeck
- RT @james_gunn: Watching Sophia Loren and Nicole Kidman having a tranny contest.10:11 PM Feb 22nd from TweetDeck
- If Obama has a soul, he'll pardon Mickey Rourke and Bill Murray for beating Sean Penn to death in the streets of LA tonight.9:18 PM Feb 22nd from TweetDeck
- Got through most of the day without a suicidal thought and then I saw Wolverine fruiting it up at Oscars rehearsals: http://bit.ly/hrGCA6:45 PM Feb 20th from TweetDeck
- The trailer for Judd Apatow's next movie: http://tinyurl.com/cpcq4t6:08 PM Feb 20th from TweetDeck
- @xebix You should wage war. I hope you like bratwurst, onions cabbage, broccoli, and stain-proof pants.2:23 PM Feb 20th from TweetDeck in reply to xebix
- @toriikins Don't they sell machines that do that, and all you do is put ground coffee and water (or bourbon or old coffee) in them?9:43 PM Feb 19th from TweetDeck in reply to toriikins
- I'm watching the very good PBS Frontline special on the events leading up to the economic crisis. http://bit.ly/yix1M6:37 PM Feb 19th from TweetDeck
- Don't forget to salt and pepper the tomato slices. Stingy seasoning is for dirt-worshiping heathens and people with blood pressure problems.12:47 PM Feb 19th from TweetDeck
- Oh, and your meat and cheese.12:45 PM Feb 19th from TweetDeck
- Great Sandwich Ingredients: Bread (explicitly French or Italian) toasted both sides, mayo, pickles, thin slices tomato, shredded lettuce.12:44 PM Feb 19th from TweetDeck
- RT @rstevens: The way I see it, we can save Earth or leave Earth. One of those has Space Sex.12:42 PM Feb 19th from TweetDeck
- @toriikins Start by keeping them in your car.6:45 PM Feb 17th from TweetDeck in reply to toriikins
- What he did wrong: not enough cheese, wine, and butter, or else his food would have been too rich to consume in poisonous quantities.1:07 AM Feb 16th from TweetDeck
- Exception that proves the rule: my cousin Scott who got iodine poisoning at a seafood buffet in Florida a few years ago.1:06 AM Feb 16th from TweetDeck
- Things you can never have too much of, all other things being equal: lobster, scallops, and shrimp.1:05 AM Feb 16th from TweetDeck
- RT @guykawasaki: Facebook pays $65 million to settle ConnectU lawsuit http://adjix.com/d8sy (Zuckerberg is a punk and a crook.)5:13 PM Feb 12th from TweetDeck
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