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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. 7:30 AM Nov 10th from API
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 11:25 PM Nov 9th from API
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 3:20 PM Nov 9th from API
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? 7:15 AM Nov 9th from API
A day without sunshine is like night. 11:10 PM Nov 8th from API
A day without radiation is a day without sunshine. 3:05 PM Nov 8th from API
On the other hand, you have different fingers. 7:00 AM Nov 8th from API
Karaoke is Japanese for "Tone Deaf" 10:55 PM Nov 7th from API
It's sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things, like wild dogs. 2:50 PM Nov 7th from API
Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply. 6:45 AM Nov 7th from API
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? 10:40 PM Nov 6th from API
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't. 2:35 PM Nov 6th from API
I have friends who swear they dream in color...It's just a pigment of their imagination. 6:30 AM Nov 6th from API
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up. 10:25 PM Nov 5th from API
I want patience... AND I WANT IT NOW!!!! 2:20 PM Nov 5th from API
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. 6:15 AM Nov 5th from API
All generalizations are false, including this one. 10:10 PM Nov 4th from API
The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 2:05 PM Nov 4th from API
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. 6:00 AM Nov 4th from API
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. 9:55 PM Nov 3rd from API