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I am preparing a present-o-chat for the opening of Skipton's world famous Yuletide Festival on Sunday. It is going to be a belter. 8:35 AM Dec 3rd from web
@reigs are you referring to the Swaffham public toilet fiasco? I am not available for comments. 8:11 AM Dec 3rd from web in reply to reigs
@LaJools Ah-Ha! 8:07 AM Dec 3rd from web in reply to LaJools
I met Jimmy Carr for the first time last week in Bradford. Nice bloke but looks like a date rapist. 8:24 AM Nov 17th from web
I want nothing to do with people who communicate with me using the word "youz". Some People. 7:57 AM Nov 17th from web
@EvyLe Why:they have a hardy stomach. How:ripped to shreds with claws. Does:indeed. Beware if you embarked on the insane hedgehod pet craze 7:07 AM Oct 19th from web in reply to EvyLe
Alan's Fact of The Day (AFoTD): Badgers are the only animals that are regularly able to eat hedgehogs 6:47 AM Oct 19th from web
@LaJools You are one of two types of people. a) Mental case, b) Devil worshipper. Either way I do not want to have anything to do with you 6:46 AM Oct 19th from web in reply to LaJools
@elvislemonade Ah-ha! 6:44 AM Oct 19th from web in reply to elvislemonade
@AG_Taylor Ah-ha! 6:44 AM Oct 19th from web in reply to AG_Taylor
@QPRHelm Ah-ha! 9:10 AM Sep 8th from web in reply to QPRHelm
@wenders1022 Ah-ha! 8:54 AM Sep 8th from web in reply to wenders1022
@tweetingheck Ah-ha! 8:48 AM Sep 8th from web in reply to tweetingheck
@reigs Drink lager, Drink gin and tonic. Drink Baileys. 8:44 AM Sep 8th from web in reply to reigs
@reigs Use separate glasses mix the gin and tonic together adding the slice of lemon. 8:43 AM Sep 8th from web in reply to reigs
@reigs 1 pint Lager (any brand), 1 shot Gin, 1 shot baileys, 1 slice Lemon, 1 bottle Tonic. 8:43 AM Sep 8th from web in reply to reigs
For those who don't know the correct way to respond to an Ah-ha!: Uppercase 'A' lowercase 'h' dash 'h' 'a' exclamation mark (English please) 8:39 AM Sep 8th from web
@DanielMoroney it is all about branding. Ah-ha! 8:36 AM Sep 8th from web in reply to DanielMoroney
@this_rocks Ah-ha! 8:36 AM Sep 8th from web in reply to this_rocks
@davymacca Ah-ha! 8:33 AM Sep 8th from web in reply to davymacca

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Name Real Alan Partridge
Location Norwich UK
Bio TV Presenter, Author, Celebrity and 100% Alan Partridge. Ah-Ha!

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