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  1. Just told a large group of people that my parents used to shake me a lot as a kid and it didn't occur to anyone I was joking. 6:50 PM Dec 28th from UberTwitter
  2. Always pay extra for the direct flight. 3:37 AM Dec 26th from UberTwitter
  3. This ones for bukowski! RT @portugaltheman: RTing yourself? I got the hint. RT @KMGMT: Merry XMas! http://bit.ly/7BzumZ 11:52 AM Dec 25th from UberTwitter
  4. For xmas I want santa to re-implement per txt message fees. 11:32 AM Dec 25th from UberTwitter
  5. RT @KMGMT: Merry XMas kiddies! http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=48602&id=751357367&l=13793a77ad 7:29 AM Dec 25th from UberTwitter
  6. @stiiina ok I will accept the fact that is your cat, but do not believe it is able to speak out of its ears. 11:04 PM Dec 24th from web in reply to stiiina
  7. @stiiina that could be anyones cat! Proof plz. 10:16 PM Dec 24th from web in reply to stiiina
  8. @kidquizine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8 10:16 PM Dec 24th from web in reply to kidquizine
  9. Merry XMas kiddies! http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=48602&id=751357367&l=13793a77ad 9:49 PM Dec 24th from web
  10. Gagas show is basically a Bat Mitzvah party. Not as big as mine but close. http://tweetphoto.com/7072545 9:03 PM Dec 23rd from UberTwitter
  11. That's the problem with bangs, they're always falling all over the place. 6:13 PM Dec 23rd from UberTwitter
  12. I hate bumper stickers. Upgrade to Twitter you lazy fucks! 5:18 PM Dec 21st from UberTwitter
  13. @dylanwins @TCGO1974 @kidquizine I have to go see it with a fucking girl. FML. 4:27 PM Dec 21st from UberTwitter in reply to dylanwins
  14. I was tricked into thinking Mariah Carey was a babe in Precious. 4:05 PM Dec 21st from UberTwitter
  15. Think I might get my mom Twitter for XMas. 10:09 AM Dec 21st from UberTwitter
  16. John Mayer is the new Oprah. 2:02 PM Dec 20th from UberTwitter
  17. I want to get all my news from rap songs. 9:47 PM Dec 19th from UberTwitter
  18. @spencertron did you just nut all over nat and sean? 6:25 AM Dec 19th from UberTwitter in reply to spencertron
  19. Better than The Office: @herrokitty telling a client "T, like pterodactyl" and the other person understanding. 12:59 PM Dec 18th from UberTwitter
  20. RT please: The best holiday present ever. 3OH!3s "WANT" for sale for $1.99 on Amazon TODAY only!!! http://bit.ly/8xbIgH 11:57 AM Dec 17th from web