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"I see people." #1stdraftmovielines34 minutes ago from twhirl
@Benderelly Thank you =) Definitely a mole though... xabout 5 hours ago from twhirl in reply to Benderelly
RT @TheRobotard8000: Is there a proper name for the fetish of farting directly into another person's asshole? (someone else can google that)about 5 hours ago from twhirl
Just had the observation deck at Westminster Cathedral all to myself. Bliss amongst the bustle! =) Seeing people queue to confess seems odd.7:34 AM Jul 6th from TwitterFon
RT @CliffStanford: @KLMcPherson It doesn't always work... sometimes you need to try again with another beer. And again. And...(lol so true)7:37 AM Jul 3rd from TwitterFon
@CliffStanford lol how true! You may have just predicted my future. Damn, you're good! =D7:36 AM Jul 3rd from TwitterFon in reply to CliffStanford
Serious question: Why does a beer always fix things? What magicke be this?7:27 AM Jul 3rd from TwitterFon
On way to London again. Just as we had some rain and cooler weather! Looking forward to a beer somewhere when I get in, it's been a shit day7:24 AM Jul 3rd from TwitterFon
RT @billt: well,@MAMK chicken & egg is easy - egg came first as being 'chicken' is genetically defined,so fused gametes(in egg)=1st chicken.7:14 AM Jul 3rd from TwitterFon
Cycled 7mi on Fri, 18mi on Sun & did a short run on Mon without Fatknee suffering, only to mess it up with squats & jumps yest! #moonfruit8:55 AM Jul 1st from twhirl
Thinking of getting some roller boots... Not inliners, I'm too oldskool for that lol #moonfruit8:48 AM Jul 1st from twhirl
@Documentally hadn't been on here for a few days =/4:17 AM Jul 1st from TwitterFon in reply to Documentally
Ack! @Documentally @billt You're all leaving York and I only just found out you were here! Hope you enjoyed some riverside beer in the sun11:51 AM Jun 30th from TwitterFon in reply to Documentally
@sizemore huh? I'm drunk.... Did jeff die or are you being mental? Hehe4:12 PM Jun 25th from TwitterFon in reply to sizemore
@TheUserPool cold.4:10 PM Jun 25th from TwitterFon in reply to TheUserPool
@zildjianfighter weird pain eh x3:35 PM Jun 25th from TwitterFon in reply to zildjianfighter
MJ: fucking heartbroken3:34 PM Jun 25th from TwitterFon
@SakuraPhotogrrl Amazing pic of BB, S! =) x2:29 AM Jun 25th from twhirl in reply to SakuraPhotogrrl
'Oscars expand the best-picture race to 10 films' http://www.tinyurl.com/best...2:12 PM Jun 24th from twhirl
@theexclamation lol nicely done =P12:34 PM Jun 24th from TwitterFon

Name Lila
Location York, UK
Bio Screenwriting midget monkey; Musical Padawan; 29 but 8; DSC for life.

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