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  1. @camikaos and I want to be just like you (and K of course!)
  2. I want black patent leather Doc Marten boots for Holiday, just like @camikaos 's daughter K's. My wife said, "She's 7" I said, "And?"
  3. @lextel I'm wearing my Christmas sweater tomorrow. #kidding
  4. La ciudad de Portland es muy bonita hoy!
  5. @grantenfield The porn?
  6. I'm putting off getting in the shower because I don't want to start the day.
  7. @kmcdade You too? She likes us!
  8. I just got a pornographic @ reply
  9. @richardmiller She's co-captain now but it looks like there might be a change in command.
  10. I'm not sayin anything but let's just say there might be a "Come to Jesus" talk coming up.
  11. She used to be a cop you know. @gunsnrollers might have their heads spin a bit.
  12. My wife is awesome and she's about to become a kick-ass-get-shit-done captain of her team.
  13. @DrewG78 Don't do it, you'll blow something up!
  14. @todayyouareyou Love her and her rad taste! I want to see pics of her roller derby room!
  15. So far, no knock. I'm having gin.
  16. @dolphyngyrl it's a bit nerve wracking!
  17. @dolphyngyrl Oh. That's a good point.
  18. I think I deserve Gin now.
  19. The teenager got us home safe, sound and without harm to anyone. I am worried about a knock at the door inquiring if I was out drunk driving
  20. The teenager needs to learn also how to change lanes.