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KJToo

  1. This tweet is not about Minecraft.
  2. @minitotoro @jramboz You deliver pets? Or do you deliver TO pets? I'm confused (not that that's anything new).
  3. @jramboz I care nothing for the Baltics, no matter how "on" they are! The true Fartz will assemble! They will!
  4. @jchutchins Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean?
  5. In the future, all Fartz will be Olde. For now, there are but a few #OldeFartz, and tonight is our night!
  6. @jchutchins My parents just brought me a box of books and drawings from my childhood. Maximilian was big in my "draw robots" phase.
  7. Q: What did Jean-Luc Picard say to the Viking repairman? A: "Make it sew."
  8. @jchutchins Ditto and Ditto.
  9. My own commitment to Sparkle Motion is...suspect.
  10. Coffee will fix everything, except what it won't.
  11. @jchutchins Or perhaps "accidentally helped"; I'm not sure. There was definitely an element of chance and fortune involved.
  12. @jchutchins It's not a possession, but I helped accidentally make a human being one time.
  13. Friday: Bought Minecraft for the Xbox. Saturday: Played many, many hours with my son. Sunday: Bought Minecraft for the PC. Pixellated crack!
  14. @mightymur Well, it's really just a patch of uneven dirt, but it's like a road to us.
  15. @mightymur Luxury! There are a hundred and seven of us living in a shoe box in the middle of the road.
  16. Minecraft ate my weekend. All of it. Good lord, that is ridiculously addicting.
  17. Started playing "Minecraft" on the Xbox 360 with my young apprentice after breakfast. Then all of a sudden it was after 3pm. Yikes!
  18. @codeshaman Alpha Centauri tempts me.
  19. Wallach IX, Yavin IV, Ceti Alpha V...Oh, the places you'll go.