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KGSchlegel

robdelaney Prisoners & the mentally handicapped. RT @KimKardashian: Who's watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians on E! right now? 10:24 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by KGSchlegel and 1478 others
@AJSchleg girlfriends? hahaha oh you and your jokes. 2:21 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android in reply to AJSchleg
@FoFacy that may have been the best thing I've seen all day long. Thank you. 12:55 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android in reply to FoFacy
AndyGHM Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: £200. Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless. twitter.com/pocahontasshol… 10:06 AM May 22nd via Echofon Retweeted by KGSchlegel and 2673 others
JCEvangelist_TU So wait, now there are not one but two fake Anton Konev Twitter accounts? #sigh 12:30 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck Retweeted by KGSchlegel and 2 others
@KevinMarshall well shit, had I known that... 12:32 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android in reply to KevinMarshall
If you seriously use klout feel free to go ahead and unfollow me for good; we clearly have serious, irreconcilable differences. 12:27 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
BodyofBreen Received unsolicited Klout email indicating my influence had plummeted. I felt bad until I recalled that Klout's a joke played on the weak. 9:51 AM May 22nd via Echofon Retweeted by KGSchlegel and 11 others
@AJSchleg nonsense, I buried it myself under a tree. 12:22 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android in reply to AJSchleg
andylevy If you don't know the difference between "there," "their" and "they're" your a moron. 12:08 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck Retweeted by KGSchlegel and 1502 others
@noraelizabeth_b I could use a nice pair of black patent leather tux slippers. Size 11. Thanks darling. 8:42 AM May 17th via Twitter for Android in reply to noraelizabeth_b
krisstraub tomorrow when your boss asks if you skipped work to play diablo 3, you can truthfully say "no, i did not play at all" 2:28 PM May 15th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by KGSchlegel and 242 others
christianholt @JCEvangelist_TU Isn't principle of civil disobedience that one believes strongly enough in one's cause to accept consequences of arrest? 7:29 AM May 14th via Tweetbot for iOS from Montville, CT in reply to JCEvangelist_TU Retweeted by KGSchlegel and 1 other
pattonoswalt Only way to cool down from the adrenaline of a Carly Simon concert is with a little help from Hall & Oats' "One on One." #gentleTweets 12:44 AM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by KGSchlegel and 39 others
sullydish New GOP memo is remarkable: if GOP keeps up rhetoric against gays, in danger of marginalizing itself to irrelevance: thebea.st/K4DVof 4:50 AM May 12th via web Retweeted by KGSchlegel and 280 others
pourmecoffee Samuel L. Jackson shouldn't ask Siri. Samuel L. Jackson should TELL Siri. 5:43 PM May 9th via TweetDeck Retweeted by KGSchlegel and 122 others
wilw SCIENCE FACT: Playing Yakkity Sax on your kazoo, while alone in your office, is HILARIOUS. 5:18 PM May 9th via web Retweeted by KGSchlegel and 255 others
@noraelizabeth_b if I don't remember it then it didn't happen. I swear I time traveled. 3:13 PM May 9th via Twitter for Android in reply to noraelizabeth_b
News Outlets: if I wanted to read EVERY tweet your anchors wrote I'd follow them. Back away from the Retweet button... 3:11 PM May 9th via Twitter for Android
@noraelizabeth_b as an expert on the topic I believe it's spelled "boozy" 3:07 PM May 9th via Twitter for Android in reply to noraelizabeth_b

Name K.G. Schlegel
Location Albany, NY
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Bio I'm commonly known among friends as the hair. My love for all things tweed is unparalleled in the Capital Region.