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- Yeah, and I can't even fucking ski...
RT @: Me & @ are planning our ski trip. He wants to go to a Topless Ski resort.9:49 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie
- If you're dressing up as yours truly, remember that most of you will have to stuff your crotch if you want people to "get it."8:21 AM Oct 31st from Tweetie
- Thanks, bitch.
RT @: An ode to KP.... 10:58 AM Oct 9th from Tweetie
- One time this chick had me take her tampon out with my teeth.
It sounds fucking weird but it was actually alright.10:38 AM Oct 9th from Tweetie
- Not only is it cheaper to buy latex gloves than condoms, but, it's easier to bang 5 times in a row, too.3:09 PM Oct 5th from Tweetie
- People blame people for getting songs stuck in their head.
Chicks blame me for getting my dick stuck while they're giving head.11:32 AM Sep 25th from Tweetie
- Found out it's not called cheating if you're Mormon, which is why I'm wondering if my fans know some good online baptism shit?10:52 AM Sep 24th from Tweetie
- Just for fucking once would I love to bang twins NOT at the same time.12:35 PM Sep 18th from Tweetie
- Wanted to let my fans know that I'm fine.
RT @: Superstar Kenny Powers rushed to ER due to dehydration from an alleged 22 hour orgy.4:10 PM Sep 4th from Tweetie
- Just wound up getting a tug job from some Filipina. Who knew a testicle massage wasn't a real fucking thing. Kinda pissed.10:10 AM Aug 26th from Tweetie
- Friday Night Tip:
Often times it's better to carry current STD results rather than, say, a rubber, in your wallet.3:57 PM Aug 21st from Tweetie
- RT @: Friends and enemies, please do yourself a favor and pre-order our new animated movie!
12:15 PM Aug 18th from Tweetie
- Working on my new audiobook, tentatively titled "Stop Sucking Dick & Start Getting Your Dick Sucked."10:02 AM Aug 12th from Tweetie
- @ @ told me how downright beautiful you were but he said nothing about just how fucking hot you actually are.6:02 PM Aug 10th from Tweetie in reply to itsmeaghan423
- Most of the time I get a fucking bigger orgasm from taking a shit more than ejaculating.10:17 AM Aug 10th from Tweetie
- Never kept a diary or a journal but I've always tried to keep a pube from every girl I've pounded...if she had any.10:51 AM Aug 7th from Tweetie
- Growing up, I'd always tell my brother Dustin to stand further back from the urinal so people think your dick's bigger.9:31 AM Aug 6th from Tweetie
- The legendary: @
Fuck some shit up this weekend, fans.2:15 PM Jul 31st from Tweetie
- Staying at the @ loft in NY. The pot leaf-shaped bed is uncomfortable as shit but the hookers don't seem to mind.1:10 PM Jul 30th from Tweetie
- Look you piece of shit, the fact that I can't tell if you're jerking it or taking a shit means you have a motherfucking problem.7:22 AM Jul 29th from Tweetie
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- Name Kenny Powers
- Location Shelby County, NC (for now)
- Web http://www.kennyp...
- Bio Legendary pro ball player working towards my comeback.
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