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One fucking step closer to getting the Kenny Powers branded analingus dental dam approved by the FDA.
9:22 AM Nov 20th
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The best advice I got my rookie year was to always live by the "Three P's."
•Peyote
•Pussy
•Percocet
8:34 AM Nov 18th
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If you're dressing up as yours truly, remember that most of you will have to stuff your crotch if you want people to "get it."
8:21 AM Oct 31st
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Thanks, bitch.
RT @: An ode to KP....
10:58 AM Oct 9th
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One time this chick had me take her tampon out with my teeth.
It sounds fucking weird but it was actually alright.
10:38 AM Oct 9th
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Not only is it cheaper to buy latex gloves than condoms, but, it's easier to bang 5 times in a row, too.
3:09 PM Oct 5th
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People blame people for getting songs stuck in their head.
Chicks blame me for getting my dick stuck while they're giving head.
11:32 AM Sep 25th
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Found out it's not called cheating if you're Mormon, which is why I'm wondering if my fans know some good online baptism shit?
10:52 AM Sep 24th
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Just for fucking once would I love to bang twins NOT at the same time.
12:35 PM Sep 18th
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Wanted to let my fans know that I'm fine.
RT @: Superstar Kenny Powers rushed to ER due to dehydration from an alleged 22 hour orgy.
4:10 PM Sep 4th
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Just wound up getting a tug job from some Filipina. Who knew a testicle massage wasn't a real fucking thing. Kinda pissed.
10:10 AM Aug 26th
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Friday Night Tip:
Often times it's better to carry current STD results rather than, say, a rubber, in your wallet.
3:57 PM Aug 21st
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RT @: Friends and enemies, please do yourself a favor and pre-order our new animated movie!
12:15 PM Aug 18th
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Working on my new audiobook, tentatively titled "Stop Sucking Dick & Start Getting Your Dick Sucked."
10:02 AM Aug 12th
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@ @ told me how downright beautiful you were but he said nothing about just how fucking hot you actually are.
6:02 PM Aug 10th
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Most of the time I get a fucking bigger orgasm from taking a shit more than ejaculating.
10:17 AM Aug 10th
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Never kept a diary or a journal but I've always tried to keep a pube from every girl I've pounded...if she had any.
10:51 AM Aug 7th
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Growing up, I'd always tell my brother Dustin to stand further back from the urinal so people think your dick's bigger.
9:31 AM Aug 6th
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The legendary: @
Fuck some shit up this weekend, fans.
2:15 PM Jul 31st
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Staying at the @ loft in NY. The pot leaf-shaped bed is uncomfortable as shit but the hookers don't seem to mind.
1:10 PM Jul 30th
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- Name Kenny Powers
- Location Shelby County, NC (for now)
- Web http://www.kennyp...
- Bio Legendary pro ball player working towards my comeback.
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