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  1. Ah, the joys of the 11pm Glasgow-Edinburgh train, standing all the way, serenaded by Rangers FC songbook, sung by a 20-stone slab of lard.
  2. Alex Turner needs a mopchop.
  3. Cheapest haircut in Edinburgh? OA Goll, Raeburn Place, been there since the 1890s. No2 razor-and-tidy from a fella been there 22 years. £7.
  4. As Tom Waits would say, it's colder than a well-digger's ass.
  5. The new Gateway building at the Botanics: light, lightness, slate, elm, sheetmetal, glass, real food, children. Rather good.
  6. What would Levi Stubbs do?
  7. South Africa trip has fallen through so now working on Plan B... Beirut.
  8. As well as being fought on doorsteps and on hustings, The Glasgow NE by-election will be fought online: www.scotlandonsunday.com/thesteamie
  9. Went to Western Infirmary in Glasgow for first time today, to visit my uncle. Jesus, what a dump. Gimme a clean new PFI hospital any day.
  10. As my grandad Davie Whytock, Parks Dept gardener, used to say: "Cauld winds blaw the breezes, through the treeses and up yer kneeses."
  11. @twodoctors Andy's a fine man - a great catch for you lot.
  12. Thank you Mike Simlett for finding this! Hours of stupid fun! http://www.sr.se/P1/src/sing/#
  13. Crown Office opening "several potential lines of inquiry" into Lockerbie bombing. Revealed in a fiscal's email to relatives of the dead.
  14. Shurely shum mishtake? http://wefollow.com/twitter/scottish
  15. @patrickharvie So a vote for a fascist is worth less, democratically, than a vote for another politician? That's a curious democracy.
  16. is confused about people who call themselves liberals - they'll let a mass murderer go free but won't let an elected politician on the BBC.
  17. Some advice to Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi - don't drink the bottle of Lucazade with the gift tag that says: "A present from Kenny MacAskill."
  18. Watched DVD of State of Play tonight. Romanticised newsprint porn, yes. Irresistible, undoubtedly. Wanna play "confirm-deny"?
  19. @lastyearsgirl_ Sautee with garlic, chilli; glass white wine; chopped tomatoes; season; cooked spaghetti, chopped rocket, juice of 1 lemon.
  20. @yousufhamid Yer an education, Yousuf.