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KENNERS_

  1. I'm leaving
  2. @dfghjklbeth_
  3. Joe 'Turnbull' O'Donnell watch - lost passport and stranded in Ireland
  4. This is just not me
  5. It's when you're in a bad place for a longer period of time that you find out who actually gives a shit
  6. When you're in a bad place for a day, anyone can ask you what's wrong and try to help
  7. I get mood swings like some pregnant 19 year old
  8. Football is fucking shit anyway
  9. All I've done since that full time whistle last Sunday is drink and work. Depression
  10. 1 week on. My mood? Still terrible. My heart? Still broken.
  11. Fucking Fergal Sharky's
  12. Sheringham and Phillips. 10 years ago that was some decent striker force!!
  13. Sir Serge Pizzorno. Or Sirge Pizzorno if ya like
  14. I have so many drinking issues
  15. Just like yesterday
  16. Is it wrong that I've just bought 8 more Cobra from the offy like I don't have work tomorrow
  17. @kirstiemelella tit!
  18. RT @frankieboyle: With the Jubilee and Euro 2012 coming up I'm worried I might run out of hate before the Olympics
  19. @glen_freeman @gusthefox vintage Gus