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KCM1207

  1. At some point you have to ask yourself: am I a lion, a witch, or a wardrobe? about 22 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  2. Watching My Dinner with Andre for the first time makes the @nbccommunity episode even more brilliant. 2:15 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  3. Yesterday, a puppy and I fell in love. It was the most perfect. 6:58 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  4. Whoever coined the phrase "timeless classic" better have gotten an enthusiastic handshake, goddammit! twitter.com/KCM1207/status… 5:43 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  5. If you get skinny enough you'll look like a lollipop, a big old head and a stick body, and that's the goal, isn't it? 5:38 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  6. Remember when you eat you're just a vacuum with nipples. 5:37 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  7. Hello, amorous congress stick! I never met a carrot I didn't like...except for this one! 5:36 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  8. Mystery Men in Black Beauty and the Beast 5:29 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  9. Life would be a whole lot easier if I could blame things on "God's Plan." 5:02 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  10. @MaggieOBooks @HonestlyTwts That is baloney. A frown would be a way better umbrella than a smile. 4:57 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to MaggieOBooks
  11. You're on a roll today. "@HonestlyTwts: @KCM1207 The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas Chainsaw Massacre" 2:14 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  12. Love this one! "@HonestlyTwts: @KCM1207 Sunday in the Park with George of the Jungle" 10:26 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  13. Guys...guys...not to alarm you but Entenmann's milk chocolate cookies are on sale at Key Food for $1.99. Eat responsibly. 4:41 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  14. If last night's rain ruined @BwayShowLeague I'm going to eat my hat! 4:34 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  15. @HonestlyTwts @MaggieOBooks @641Parsons Oh yes please! 6:25 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to HonestlyTwts
  16. @HonestlyTwts Lawrence on Saturday it is! 5:05 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to HonestlyTwts
  17. @MaggieOBooks @HonestlyTwts adventure? MT "@legroff: NYC 6/6: Reading @ Joe's Pub w/ Lydia Millet & @AlixOhlin. My risk involves champagne" 5:05 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  18. Should I watch Lawrence of Arabia, Vertigo, or Beginners tonight? Also, Jennifer Lawrence of Arabia 1:52 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  19. @HonestlyTwts #HCID opening ceremony performance? 4:16 AM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to HonestlyTwts
  • Name Kelly M.
  • Location New York, NY
  • Bio Just a little nerd searching for funny things in life.
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