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KBH Twatter Update: Cold and icy
5:58 PM Nov 29th
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For some reason Ray is calling Ice Empress Rachel Uchitel this morning. What's up with that?
8:36 AM Nov 29th
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Ice Empress: tsk, tsk, tsk, golf clubs made Tiger Famous, and now almost made him sterile. Cheating sucks, unless u meet your husband by it
8:34 AM Nov 29th
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Ice Empress impressed by Swedish Empress Elin, will start bringing 9 iron to work for wayward staff. Fore! @
8:30 AM Nov 29th
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Introducing the new Bill White Voodoo doll. Ice Empress is presently pricking his little bald head. Pitting him against perry doll
7:33 AM Nov 24th
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There is hope for us in Staff Siberia: Ice Empress said all of Congress should quit on Meet the Depressed. Margaritas on me! /salt
9:33 AM Nov 22nd
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To all those electeds whining KBH didn't think of them: get over it. When she is thinking of you, it is never a good thing anyway
9:33 AM Nov 20th
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"I am staying in the Senate at great sacrifice to my own political future..." The ones getting sacrificed are staff Mayan-style Apocalypto
8:55 AM Nov 20th
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I love it when Ice Empress leaves the Beltway. We like to boog the underneath region of her desk. Man I'm sexually repressed. Like NormBates
11:13 AM Nov 18th
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Last night Cheney shared with Ice Empress the location of the secret bunker. Told her she will need it for this campaign.
7:04 AM Nov 18th
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Perry voodoo doll is getting a colonic right now -- with super hot water!
2:28 PM Nov 17th
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Dear Subjects: the Ice Empress will resign when she good and well feels like it. Go pound sand, and be grateful you have her in the senate
11:02 AM Nov 17th
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Postpartum depression is nothing compared to the post-primary depression that shall come. The beatings will escalate.
6:33 PM Nov 16th
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by promising to resign post-primary, win or lose, Ice Empress is sure reporters will believe she is doing what is best for Texas.
6:32 PM Nov 16th
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can't wait to go to work tomorrow and be w/ the miserable empress who has decided not to resign because of all the neanderthals who vote R
8:25 PM Nov 15th
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Ice Empress says she was worried about setting Craig Washington's record for missed votes. She sure does miss his voting touch
3:22 PM Nov 13th
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I just put some squirrel piss in Ice Empress' perfume bottle. East Texas boys are attracted to that scent
3:15 PM Nov 13th
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I am so hitting the xanax this weekend. And then I am going to text that b*tch and tell her I smeared gelatinous horse poo on her bagel
2:59 PM Nov 13th
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I heard @ told her she is off the X-Mas card list, and won't be invited to his next rodeo.
2:57 PM Nov 13th
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Ice Empress: they will believe me when I guarantee resignation after the primary. Just like the last four resignation promises.
2:56 PM Nov 13th
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